Instructions: Go to urbandictionary.com & type in your
answer to each question in the search box. Then write
the first definition it gives you.
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1. Your First Name:
shane
another term for "sexy beast"
Omg, I can't breathe! I think a shane just walked by
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2. Nickname:
shaney
a disease where someone starts sweating from their breasts, zit cover their ass, and have random cases of constipation.
"holy shit, that's almost as disgusting as a case of the shaney!"
"what's 'the shaney'?"
"it's this horrible sickness where your boobs sweat, your ass breaks out into pimples, and you get constipated!"
"ugh, dude, gross."
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3. Favorite Color:
blue
The color of a guys balls when they don't screw something
"Yup, he's rolling around, he's got blue balls"
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4. What should you be doing?
laundry
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."
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5. A Friends Name:
austin
a rapid and frequent masterbator who loves to drop it like its hot. also one who has siblings that are more liked than himself. he may usually like anything with a vagina and or anything near a vagina; very homophobic.
wow...he is being so perverted and austin right now.
tell him to cut back on the austin-ness it's making everyone uncomfortable.
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6. favourite Food:
pumpkin pie
when a guy busts a nut on a redhead's face
I heard John gave Mary quite the pumpkin pie last night.
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7. Hometown:
winnipeg
Capital city of Manitoba,Canada, about 700,000 people. Awesome hockey town, former home of NHL's Jets-but were stolen away by corporate America(Phoenix Coyotes). Wicked party town, easy poontang, quite a few sluts. Cold,shitty winters. Sometimes called the peg.
We're going to the peg this weekend to get wasted and find some easy college poon.
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8. Your nexopia username?
dacanadian
dacanadian isn't defined yet.
