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WOOOO
GOING TO MY HOMETOWN LOS ANGELES AUG.9-24TH!!!

 

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BIRTHDAYYYYYY!! WOOO
BIRTHDAY AT STEREO NIGHTCLUB

SAT, MAY 16TH, 2009!!!



EVERYONE COME OUT AND GET FUCKING WASTEDDD
 

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
 

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Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
 

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AMAZING SITE. fucking funny
fmylife.com


check it out.
 

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Weekend plans.
Thursday: going to Alex's house, Then going to bp with jen and maybe more ppl?..

Friday: Working at 11:30am-4ish, Then going to cousins wedding dinner, then hanging out with Jami,thea, and someone else.

Saturday: Going to cousins wedding ceremony, then working at 2-9ish. Then off to graemes to get fucking wasted and sleeping over.

Sunday: Still at graemes, Then Cousins wedding dinner and dance party!! till late. and hopefully drink more.

Monday: Cousins wedding brunch then ??????? maybe working.



FUCKING GOOD WEEKEND !!
 

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SPOILED TEEN
Mark What You Have/Have Done:

[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step Sister
[ ] Step Brother
[x] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law (step)
[ ] Sister
[ ] Sister In Law
[ ] Half sister
[ ] Half brother
[ ] Nephew (step)
[ ] Niece
[x] Mobile phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[x ] Have/had a swimming pool
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[ ] Living Room in your room
[x] Own car
[ x] Own TV
Total So Far: 8

[ x] Full size/Queen bed
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
[x ] PS2/3
[ ] Nintendo DS or PSP
[] Gameboy/Advance
[ ] Gamecube
[ ] xbox
[x] Wii
[x] Your Own Laptop
Total so far: 13

[x ] Basketball net/hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Fooseball table
Total so far: 14

[x] Night stand
[x] Stereo in bedroom
[] DVD player in bedroom
total so far: 16

[ ] Go shopping at least once a week
[x] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] AIM/MSN
[x] camera on phone
total so far: 19

[ ] Go Cart/car/quad
[] Guitar/drums/bass guitar
[] Piano/Keyboard
[ x] Any other instrument
[ x] Been on a cruise
[ x] Traveled out of the country
[ x] Traveled out of the continent
[ x] Had a personal trainer
[] Expensive jewelery
[ x] Met a celebrity
Total so far: 25

[] Straightener/curling iron
[x] Have been to a batting cage
[x ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/ wallet
[x] Credit card or atm card or debit card or bank car
[x] have a tv (not in your room)
[] Mirror in your room
Total so far: 29

[x] Window in your room
[ ] Been to Paris
[ ] Been to Rome
[ ] Been to the Bahamas
[x ]Been to Mexico
[ ] Been to Jamaica
Total so far: 30

[x] Parents have a car
[ ] Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat
[ ] Had/have Camper
[x] Been to 3+ states
[x] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace
Total so far: 33

[x] Home cooked meal almost everyday
[x] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camera
[ x] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times
total: 37

Post as:(the number that you get)
1-22 = Ghetto
23-33 = Average Teen
34-39 = Spoiled TEEN
40+ = Upper Class Snob
 

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NEW PHONE & NUMBER
GOT A NEW PHONE AND NUMBER..

MSG ME IF YOU WANT IT.



AND I STILL DONT KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO USE MY PHONE. TOO HARD AND LAZY.


 

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NEW CAR:d
GOT A CAR!!!!!!!!!!
 

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o ramba
SIX LASTS:
1. last beverage iced tea
2. last phone call spencer
3. last instant message joanne
4. last cd played who knows
5. last time you cried last october
6. last text message cobi

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
1. dated someone twice no
2. been cheated on? nope
3. kissed someone & regretted it? yes
4. lost someone special? very
5. been depressed yupppp
6. drunk and threw up? nope

LIST THREE FAVOIRITE COLOURS:
1. blue
2. cancun ocean blue
3. red

THIS MONTH HAVE YOU:
1. Made a new friend ya
2. Fallen out of love no
3. Laughed until you cried i think
4. Met someone who changed your life no
5. Found out who your true friends were kinda

RANDOMS:
6. Is there something you want to tell someone who doesnt
7. Have you kissed anyone on your friend's list--> yes
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life almost all
9. How many kids do you want to have? 3 or 4
10. Do you have any pets? no
11. Do you want to change your name? yes
12. What did you do for your last birthday? got wasted
13. What time did you wake up today? 10ish
14. What were you doing at midnight last night? watching t.v
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for? to get my new car! and new cell, and maybe out new house
16. Last time you saw your father? 45 mins ago
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? live in a better city
18. What are you listening to right now? the t.v
19. Have you ever talked to Tom? duh
20. Who's getting on your nerves right now? ppl
21. Most visited webpage? facebook

THE DEETS:
22. Whats your real name: Adiv Jordan Billauer
23. Nicknames vida,diva,advil, skinny, choncy, and maybe more..
24. Status single
25. Zodiac sign taurus
26. Male or female male
27. Elementary dearborn school, los angeles
28. Middle School Grant park/nordale
29. Highschool Nelson Mac
30. Hair colour brown
31. Long or short shortish
32. Are you health freak? noooooooo
33. Height 5 '11?
34. Do you have a crush on someone not at the moment
35. Do you like yourself sometimes
36. Piercings none
37. Tattoos nope
38. Righty or lefty leftyyyy

FIRSTS.
39. First surgery none
40. First piercing none
41. First best friend zack
42. First award best director
43. First sport you joined soccer
44. First pet fish..
45. First vacation dont remember
46. First concert um...
47. First crush May

CURRENTLY :
48. Eating cake
49. Drinking nothing
50. I'm about to do nothing
51. Listening to i already answered this
52. Waiting for tomorrow

YOUR FUTURE :
53. Want kids? yess
54. Want to get married? YES
55. Careers in mind? donald trump

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX/SAME SEX?:
56. Lips or eyes eyes
57. Hugs or kisses both!
58. Shorter or taller shorter
59. Romantic or spontaneous spontaneous & romantic
60. Nice stomach or nice arms how about both
61. Sensitive or loud i dunno
62. Hook-up or relationship relationship all the way
63. Trouble maker or hesitant dont care

HAVE YOU EVER
64. Kissed a stranger no
65. Drank hard liquor yea
66. Lost glasses/contacts yes
67. Ran away from home ya for like an hour
68. Broken someone's heart maybe
69. Been arrested nope
70. Turned someone down yes
71. Cried when someone died yea
72. Liked a guy/girl friend yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
73. Yourself no
74. Miracles i dunno
75. Love at first sight not sure
76. Heaven yup
77. Santa Claus every jew does
78. Kiss on the first date depends
79. Angels wtf? no

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
80. Is there one person you want to be with right now? yup
81. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at the same time? nooooo
82. Do you believe in God? yes
83. Posting this as 100 Truths? well no cause that would be lying...
 

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NEW JOB
GOT A JOB!!!! WOO!
 

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loverrr





NEW LOVERRRRRR
 

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BB
BIG BROTHER 10 JULY 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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what i have...?
1-23 -- Ghetto.
24-34 -- Average.
35-45 -- Spoiled.
45+ -- Upper Classss

[x] Mother
[x] Father.
[ ] Step-mother.
[ ] Step-father.
[ ] Sister.
[ ] Step-sister or half-sister.
[x] Brother
[ ] Step-brother or half-brother.
[ ] Nephew
[ ] Niece.
[x] Cell phone.
[x ] Own bathroom.
[x] Own room.
[x] Swimming pool.
[ ] Hot tub.
[x] Guest room.
[x] Computer, Laptop or Desktop.
[x]TV
[x] Full size or bigger bed.
[x] More than 5 pairs of shoes.
[x] Sunglasses.
[x] Watch.
[x] MP3 Player/iPod.
[x] Playstation2.
[ ]Playstation Portable.
[ ] Xbox.
[ ]Xbox 360.
[ ] Dreamcast Sega.
[ ]Gamecube
[x] Basketball hoop.
[ ] Air hockey table.
[ ] Pool table.
[ ] Ping pong table.
[ ] Fooseball table.
[ ] Trampoline.
[ ] Nightstand.
[x] Stereo in bedroom.
[ ] DVD player in bedroom.
[x] Have something from abercrombie and fitch or hollister.
[x] Ever Shopped at AE.
[x] Own a Gucci, Dooney & Bourke, Coach, LV, OR Guess, etc.
[ ] Wears Lacoste.
[ ] Parents give you credit card.
[x] Parents give you money everywhere that you go.
[x] Job
[ ] Goes shopping at least once a week.
[x] Expensive cologne/perfume.
[ ]AIM
[x] Camera-phone.
[ ] Hammock.
[x] Been on a cruise.
[x] Traveled out of the state.
[x] Had a personal trainer.
[ ]Expensive jewelry.
[ ] Met a celebrity.
[x]Straightener/curling iron.
[x] Have been to a batting cage.
[x] Have $100 on you right now.
[x] Credit card or atm card, debit card.
[x] Been to Europe.
[ ] Been to Hawaii.
[ ] Been to NY.
[ ] Been to Florida.
[ ] Been to Disney World.
[x] Been to Disney Land.
[x] Been to Las Vegas.
[ ] Been to the Bahamas Jamaica.
[x] Parents have a car.
[ ] Jet Ski.
[ ] Camper.
[x] Been to 5+states in the US.
[x] Have more then 300 contacts on msn
[x] Home cooked meal almost every day.
[x] Been in A Limo.
[ ] Been in a helicopter.
[ ] Own a camcorder.
[ ] Own a laptop
[x] Own a computer
[x] Have more than 1 working computers in home. With Internet.
[ ] A wrap around driveway
[x]Owned a cell phone before age 14
[x] You can get in trouble at school and get away with it at home
 

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The average ear of corn has eight-hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows.

.Almonds are members of the peach family

.The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

.The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

.The longest place-name still in use is Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki​maungahoronukupokaiwh enuakita

.There are more chickens in the world than people

.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

.If you sleep in a cold room, you are more likely to have a bad dream.

.After eating too much food, your hearing becomes less sharp.

.The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.

.40, 000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
.Frogs do not drink water.

.Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

.No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange,
silver, and purple.

.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

.Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

.The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

.Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.

.A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

.Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.

."Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."

.On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

.The milk of a hippopotamus is bright pink.
.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

.The word yo-yo actually means come-come.

.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated

.The average women eats 20kg of lipstick in her life.

.Like fingerprints everyones tongue print is different.

.One in every 2.5 marriages ends up in divorce.

.Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

.Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

.A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

.If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

.Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

.The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

.Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. (YUCK!)

.The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

.Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

.The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

.If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

.By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot Sink into quicksand. (GOOD FACT TO REMEMBER?? )

.The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

.Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!

.Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

.The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910

.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

.Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that make them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

.In ancient England a person ! could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

.Coca-Cola was originally green.

.Dragon boat racing is the 8th most popular sport in the world! (What the funk is Dragon boat racing)

.If you yelled for 8 years ,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough energy to heat a cup of coffee.

.Banging your head off a wall uses 150 calories an hour!(ouch)

.2,50The average life span of an umbrella is under two years.
0 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

.One googol written out is: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000​,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00​0,000,000,000,000

.The only word in the English language to contain three back to back double letter combinations is; Bookkeeper.

.An ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil.

.The left leg of a chicken is more tender than the right one.

.Every year more people are killed by donkeys, than in aircraft crashes.

.In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions.

.4,000 people are injured by tea pots every year.

.There are only 18 countries richer than Bill Gates

.In 50 million years, it is likely that Mars will have a ring around it.

.One million $1 bills weighs 1 ton

.Despite a population of over a billion, China has only about 200 family names

.In 1892, Italy raised the minimum age for marriage for girls to 12

.The number of births in India each year is greater than the entire population of Australia.

.There is a city called Rome in every continent.

.A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years.

.A red-haired man is more likely to go bald than anyone else.

When your face blushes, the lining of your stomach turns red, too.

Snowiest city in the U.S.: Blue canyon, California.

If Wal-Mart was classified as a country, it would be the 24th most productive country in the world.

First-cousin marriages are legal in Utah, so long as both parties are 65 or older!

When nobody else is around, 47% of people drink straight from the carton.

In Spain, it is common to pour chocolate milk on cereal for breakfast.

The state of Wyoming is named after a valley in Pennsylvania.

Women have a slightly higher average IQ than men.

15 million gallons of wine were destroyed in the 1906 San Francisco earthquake.

Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.

There are no ants in Iceland, Antarctica, and Greenland.

Pollen never deteriorates. It is one of the few natural substances that lasts indefinitely.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

10 percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the world's oceans is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.

Worcestershire Sauce is basically an Anchovy ketchup.

More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.

Crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper.

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

The most popular Campbell's Soup in Hong Kong is watercress and duck gizzard.

Sheryl Crow's two front teeth are fake.

Austria was the first country to use postcards.

There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.

The oldest pig in the world lived to the age of 68.

Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar were both epileptic.

Pageant Models often smear Vaseline on their teeth so their lips won't stick when smiling.

The average life span of a peasant during the medieval ages was 25 years.

The Wild Turkey is the only bird with a beard.

Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed!

20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.

315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were mispelled.

You can start a fire with ice.

Females learn to talk earlier, use sentences earlier, and learn to read more quickly than males.

Unless you have a doctor's note, its illegal to buy ice cream after 6 p.m. in Newark, New Jersey!!

Forensic scientists can determine a person's sex, age, and race by examining a single strand of hair.

In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes!

Over one million stray dogs live in the New York City metropolitan area.

The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.

Pluto is NOT a planet.

Approximately one-third of the population can't snap their fingers!

Only male fireflies can fly.

In 1897, Bayer, who is the maker of Aspirin, marketed the drug heroin.

Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.

Snails breathe through their feet.

Your home is ten times more likely to have a fire than be burglarized!

In Haiti, only 1 out of every 200 people own a car.

It has been estimated that the fear of the number 13 costs Americans more than $1 billion per year!

There is more real lemon juice in Lemon Pledge furniture polish than in Country Time Lemonade.

Mothers pregnant with boys are less forgetful than those carrying girls!

Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.

A million dollars' worth of $100 bills weighs only 22 pounds!

Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team his sophomore year.

U.S. President Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with vaseline.

Before 1933, the dime was legal as payment only in transactions of $10 or less.

Motorists who talk on cell phones are more impaired than drunk drivers with blood-alcohol levels exceeding .08!

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.

More than 2 million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.

Pretzels were originally invented for Christian Lent.

In the U.S., more than 10% of lottery prizes go unclaimed!

The bagpipe was first made from the liver of a sheep.

The symbol on the 'pound' key (#) is called an octothorpe.

Europe is the only continent without a desert.

A volcano has enough power to shoot ash as high as 50 km into the atmosphere.

Chained dogs are 3 times more likely to bite than unchained dogs.

A killer whales heart beats 30 times a minute under water, 60 times a minute on the surface.

The IRS processes more than 2 billion pieces of paper each year.

Babies are born without knee caps.

Car airbags kill 1 person for every 22 lives that they save.

Cats cannot taste sweet things.

The smallest human penis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long!

More boys than girls are born during the day; more girls are born at night.

Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. Approximately 150 people are killed each year by coconuts.

Butterflies taste with their feet.