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Folk fest, fringe, THE DOORS are coming on my birthday. Lions, summertime sex. Freaks unity {my own conjagation}
I am listening to a lot of Ben Haper, Damien Rice, Blind Melon, and lot's of classic rock. I also listen to a wide variety of music such as classical, techno, blues and stuff. I am pretty into acoutstic right now.




NEW LIKES
I like Salsa dancing! LEARNING NEW THINGS, NEW PEOPLE, HOOKA SMOKIN' AT THAT LEBANSE COFFEE HOUSE @ CHURCHILL!
Hockey is some but that's about the only thing I will watch on TV, well that and boy meets world!
WHYTE FREAKING AVE MAN.
ROCK N ROLL
DANCING AND HATS! man i have a hat fetish
MUZAK HIP ACID FUNK WASH!
Bieng a BARTENDER>>> like college kid whaaaat?



Shit I like to do

Party
Drinking
Smoking cigs{only}
Camping
Dancing
Clubbin
Pool
Talking
Debating
Theology
Politics
Literature
Movies
Beaches
Chasing skirts {Or skirt as the case may be}
Guitar Music
Concerts
Telling really lame jokes.
BAR WILD
THE RANCH (coolest newest place ever)
Squires
The Globe
The Fox
HALO
Funky BOODHA
anywhere if thiers dancing or karoke


WHAT I LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN
In a word...diamonds on the inside
1. Somone really caring and sweet.
1.5 Heehee, someone who appciates acts of love. (all that sappy cheese, yup I said it)
2. Somone with lots of who can show it, give it, and take it. (possibly context sensitive)
3. Somone I can Trust, who is both loyal and honest, no room for doubt.
4. Beautiful both inside and out, even if they themselves do not see it. (as is usually the case)
5. Balanced. (BIG ONE) Stable, indpendent, has her own life, but would like to share something mutual.
6. Sexy... shudup i'm shallow too k?
7. Funny, I love to laugh and well, yes, I would love to have a household full of laughter.
8. Supportive, someone who understands me, and what I do, and most importantly apriciates what I do. Hmm mayby i wll make that 8.5
9. Cuddleable...yeah!


What I Avoid in Woman

1. Selfish
2. Cold
3. Indifferent (BIG ONE)
4. Immature (BIG ONE)
5. Cruel
6. Unfaithful
7. Boring
8. Unhealthy
9. Lazy (HUGE)
10. Messy & Rude
11. Angry, downer, bunk.

HOW TO MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
1.Die your hair RED!!!!!!! heehee sorry it works
2.LAUGH AT MY DUMB JOKES
3. GIVE ME LOOKS WITH BIG GOOGLY EYES
4. BE SWEET
5. MAKE ME A SANDWICH, (balogna and mayo is my fave, i know its gross but it works)
6. PRETEND YOU LOVE WHEN I PLAY MY SONGS ON GUITAR (if you acutally do ALL the better)
7. show me something i've never seen before
8.MAKE ME FORGET MY NAME EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU
9. DANCE FOR ME
10. don't assume cause i am kind and sweet that i am weak (ouh a ryhme i do it ALL the time hahah)
11. THE LAST ONE I CANNOT SAY IN PUBLIC (and i wouldnt bother asking either)

Yeah that's it, I could go on on either list but it will never be so black and white, every single person in the world is different and the realtionships we share with each other can never be repeated will never be the same as any other. It's important to learn all you can during those times shared with others, mostly about yourself and who you are and also what it is you are looking for. A list could never be used to define a person, or even what to look for in a person, it just helps deal with the vortex of smelly crap blowing around in our brains. Yuppers bent up virgin ninja rage, proverbial bitch what?

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