dawner~x0x - 24, Female, Calgary
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Soo True!!
When Girls Drink Too Much....
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt, while yelling "WOOHOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move ever.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones' ass and honestly believe we could do it.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5.We drop our 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which we're eating even though we are not the least bit hungry) pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. We start crying and telling everyone that we love them SOOOOOO much.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We've decided to leave and take a random walk in 40 below weather usually ending up in a park or feild.
9. The Brad Pitt look-alike that we seem to be flirting with usually ends up looking more like a weird animal then a movie star.
10.The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.
11.Our eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12.We've suddenly taken up smoking (doesnt matter what) and become really good at it.
13.We yell at our friends who are acting as the bartenders, who we believe cheated us by giving us just coke, but thats because we can no longer taste the rum.
14.We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the bathroom floor.
15. We start every conversation with a booming "OH MY GOD, WHATSUP I HAVENT SEEN U IN FOREVER.." or " Oh My God , I LOVE YOUU "
16. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves
17. We are tired so we just sit on the floor (wherever we happen to be standing ) and take a quick nap.
18.We begin to leave the buttons/ zippers open on articles of clothing to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom so we fit more drinking in.
19.We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that we're having trouble walking straight.
20. One girl falls and she takes the others with her, the bad part is that we just lay there and laugh about it before attempting to get up....
21.You decide its a great idea to start calling random people at 3a.m..... I bet they're all just dying to hear what a great night they're missing out on!
22. We wake up in the morning, and even though half the time we feel like shit, we wanna do it all over again the next night.
 

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~*Best Hoes In Town*~


[D.M] [K.V] [K.S] [M.E] [A.S] [K.M] [A.B] [C.P] [A.K] [K.Y]




[D.M]
DKD Drinking Team Bitches! Bitch #03! We're so unreal with all our drinking extravaganzas we've had over the past 3ish years! I dont know what i would do without you! Having to get pissed with me you and one other person some nights cause everyone are downers! "Step infront of the car and put your beer on the hood ladies!" - getting banned from the dome for a year - Me: "DAYNA! I want soup!" Dayna: "I already made you 2 bowls!" hahha thanks for getting me that pissed in fernie! - dining and dashing from dennys soooooooo loaded! - Molson Canadian = What we have based our 3 years of highschool on - Dawn says "Lets dash and dine" Dayna says: "okay Dawn you run and when you get back we'll eat" hahah - Getting pissed with military men on the skyride at the stampede - getting stuck in the mud may long camping cause all we wanted to do was take a piss! - you biffing it after trying to carry a 300 pound cooler! - getting so stttupidly drunk by ourselves running through the halls of an apartment stealing people shit outside of their door hahah - god so many more! Pretty sure we're the only girls that dont turn around and stab eachother in the back! Love yeah best friend hahah.

[K.V]
DKD Drinking Team! Bitch #01! Oh man! I love working together! I actually love our job and everything that goes down there! Everything from getting pissed with out staff - to all the people we work with - to the stupid shit we do! I love how we get so tired by the end of the night we just dont give a shit anymore. "Pooour some suugar on me!" then the bartender at roadhouse pours salt on me - "ITS SUPPOSE TO BE SUGAR!!!!" haha. Dancing on the bar the whole night at tequila - what an unreal night! Getting so pissed then going to dennys and me puking ouside .. "KAYLA! its foooooam! is just foam from my beer!" We are so sweet lol.

[M.E]
You are such a sweetheart! Im so glad i got a second chance on getting the job and having to work with everyone! Highschool was unreal! Loved all the times we've had. Making Barbie had to be the best thing we've ever done! R.I.P!!!! Defintly have to make another one soon! I also love the fact that we get to share our moment of being in our first fight together at cowboys! Stupid bitches! "I JUST WANT TO FIGHT THE BITCH!!!!" We get so out of hand no one see's us sober or just drunk - they see us a complete wreck just piiiiissssedd! And we are the lasts ones to leave the bar! We are troopers!! I love how we always go to the VIP lines and tell the bouncers we work at Southpoint Keg and they let us in covering our cover! Having a 20 block trek from yotes to cowboys! - i was about to give up but you kept me going lol. Deagans pubcrawl night was so fun with you my dear! After backalley going to yotes was just ridiculous! I cant thankyou enough! hahaha me.. standing outside all by myself when everyone is in the bar cause i lost my friggen id!!! You come out see me balling!!! Look through my wallet after i did 50 times and look on the bus about 5... and you FIND IT!!!!!!!! Holy i have never been so happy i couldnt stop crying!!! You're my barstar partner! So many more memories to come!

[K.S]
Well i am very upset you didnt graduate with us but you still made it to the party afterwards baby! What an unreal night! You were my barstar partner when i first turned 18! Me and you and the bar hahha. Remember when we were at cowboys absolutly PISSED and i slipped on some beer and fell right on my ass laying on the ground .. then 2 seconds later i look over and your laying right beside me hahahhahah wow! We couldnt even get up we were laughing so hard the bouncers had to come and pick us up!

[A.S]
The first night i met you is when you came to Alycia's party and me and megan went to the liq store with you. You bought us beer even though we had some and we drank every last one of them.. on top of ours. Our sociable game and to be the best one made! All the spin the bottles and lap dance cards. Christ even after that playing sexyback over and over dancing on the pole.. then girl on girl action hahah. WOW! What a good night. Now we cant stop going to the bar without eachother! You're an unreal girl! Definatly more good times to come. "Beaver Beaver Beaver Buzz Buzz Buzz!"

[K.M]
I miss you! Im really upset we wasted your last few weeks here not talking. That was all just silly! Never again. We've had sooo many memories together. Always having to take care of you when your drunk hahah you mess! Wanting the bartender to lick the whipcream off your chest at tequila! Aftergrad getting taking away by the EMS! Helping me get through the hardest thing ive been through of losing a friend. And for that i thank you. You being a guy trapped in a girls body .. SEX! - all you want haha. Having a ghost in your house scared the shit out of me everything i slept there! I am going to be coming to see you soon! Love you






 

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May Long Camping!!!


May long had to be an unreal camping trip!!
---->Leaving the city at 830 and getting lost for over 3hrs because Jeremy made a wrong turn mistake on the map and arriving at little over 12!
---->Having to go to peoples houses out in the middle of know where to ask where the hell are we and having their dogs chase down our vehicles
---->Mine Dayna & Kelly's unreal tent we slept in! So ghetto haha
---->Drinking as soon as we wake up the next day almost finishing a 24
---->Dayna eating shit after trying to carry the cooler into the shade
---->Dayna being sooo loaded by noon she passes out and cant drink for the rest of the day/night
---->Dayna making me almost pee myself when she gets stuck in the mud and cant get out
---->Trish biffing over the tent cord
---->Chelsey slicing her finger open
---->Having a huge tent villiage
---->Me passing out cold in the tent having the whole thing crash down on me not even realizing it did until the girls told me the next morning

"Dayna biffing it after carrying a 300 pound cooler!" Saving Daynas beer while she was stuck in mud!
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Totem Pole!
 

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18th Birthday!!! !*

 

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Fernie Road Trip!
MY GOD Fernie was so amazing!!
------->MOOOOOOOOSE!
------->Me walking into a glass door looking behind me at some guys in a food market
------->"Soup"
------->Getting locked out of the place we were staying at when we were sooo loaded & Kaylah having to steal the neighbors latter to climb through the upstairs bathroom window
------->Kaysha being blacked-out and having to take me down with her twice in the snow while i was trying to carry her
------->Driving around town trying to find people to get loaded with
------->All the huge creepers there
------->Getting loaded everynight of being there at 5 or 6
------->Going to a mansion party in a limo
------->Having the girls puke the first or second night, then getting me absolutly shitted the last night cause they wanted me to puke as well... definatly didnt! Trooper
------->Having nothing to do during the day but to smoke sheesha
------->People telling us they can tell we werent from there
------->Singing "FUck Her Gently" to Kaysha when i was loaded
------->Getting the stare down from everyone in the town
------->Bailing at the top of the stairs running away from some creep
------->Having no rents around doing whatever we pleased

Had to be one of the best weekends!! Miss it already!