When Girls Drink Too Much....
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt, while yelling "WOOHOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move ever.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones' ass and honestly believe we could do it.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5.We drop our 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which we're eating even though we are not the least bit hungry) pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. We start crying and telling everyone that we love them SOOOOOO much.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We've decided to leave and take a random walk in 40 below weather usually ending up in a park or feild.
9. The Brad Pitt look-alike that we seem to be flirting with usually ends up looking more like a weird animal then a movie star.
10.The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.
11.Our eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12.We've suddenly taken up smoking (doesnt matter what) and become really good at it.
13.We yell at our friends who are acting as the bartenders, who we believe cheated us by giving us just coke, but thats because we can no longer taste the rum.
14.We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the bathroom floor.
15. We start every conversation with a booming "OH MY GOD, WHATSUP I HAVENT SEEN U IN FOREVER.." or " Oh My God , I LOVE YOUU "
16. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves
17. We are tired so we just sit on the floor (wherever we happen to be standing ) and take a quick nap.
18.We begin to leave the buttons/ zippers open on articles of clothing to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom so we fit more drinking in.
19.We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that we're having trouble walking straight.
20. One girl falls and she takes the others with her, the bad part is that we just lay there and laugh about it before attempting to get up....
21.You decide its a great idea to start calling random people at 3a.m..... I bet they're all just dying to hear what a great night they're missing out on!
22. We wake up in the morning, and even though half the time we feel like shit, we wanna do it all over again the next night.
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt, while yelling "WOOHOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move ever.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones' ass and honestly believe we could do it.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5.We drop our 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which we're eating even though we are not the least bit hungry) pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. We start crying and telling everyone that we love them SOOOOOO much.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We've decided to leave and take a random walk in 40 below weather usually ending up in a park or feild.
9. The Brad Pitt look-alike that we seem to be flirting with usually ends up looking more like a weird animal then a movie star.
10.The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.
11.Our eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12.We've suddenly taken up smoking (doesnt matter what) and become really good at it.
13.We yell at our friends who are acting as the bartenders, who we believe cheated us by giving us just coke, but thats because we can no longer taste the rum.
14.We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the bathroom floor.
15. We start every conversation with a booming "OH MY GOD, WHATSUP I HAVENT SEEN U IN FOREVER.." or " Oh My God , I LOVE YOUU "
16. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves
17. We are tired so we just sit on the floor (wherever we happen to be standing ) and take a quick nap.
18.We begin to leave the buttons/ zippers open on articles of clothing to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom so we fit more drinking in.
19.We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that we're having trouble walking straight.
20. One girl falls and she takes the others with her, the bad part is that we just lay there and laugh about it before attempting to get up....
21.You decide its a great idea to start calling random people at 3a.m..... I bet they're all just dying to hear what a great night they're missing out on!
22. We wake up in the morning, and even though half the time we feel like shit, we wanna do it all over again the next night.
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