"i've got something.. i've got something! come to papa..
thats it c'mon... "
"hi there."
"who are you."
"well then how come this hook's in my head, fool?"
"that's nothin' to do with me sir."
"it's attached to your rod, motherlicker!"
"don't kill me, i've got so much to give!"
"easy now, fuzzy little manpeach. you ever drunk bailey's
from a shoe?"
"wha?"
"do you want to come to a club where people wee on each other?"
"no?"
"i'm gonna hurt you..."
"'scuze me?"
"i like you. what do you think of me?"
"i don't rightly know sir."
"make an assessment."
"i think you're a nice, modern gentleman."
"don't lie to me boy."
"i'm not lying.."
"i know what you're thinkin'... here comes old greeeg, he's a
scaley manfish. you don't know me, you don't know what i got.
i got somethin' to show ya. you know what that is?? THATS OLD
GREGS VAGINA! I GOT A MANGINA! IM OLD GREEEEG!"
. . . . . . .
"whats happened?"
"i'm old greeeg."
"wha?"
"i'm old greeeg!"
"where am i?"
"gregs place."
"you been asleep. do you want a little drinkie? i'll get you a drink.
do you like baileys? mmm creamy. so creamy beige."
"ahh delicious."
"do you like old greg's place? i got all things that are good.. "
"you've done some nice things with it."
"do you like this? this is good."
"that's nice."
"you can have it."
"i'm fine thanks."
"i'll keep it here for ya."
"well, is this the way out? umm, i'd better be scootin'. got meetings,
and uh, fellow of mine's waitin' for me, so i should be..."
"why you goin? we got everything we need here. we got baileys, creamy.
and everything we need. i'll get ya another baileys."
"i'm fine. thanks."
"i do watercolors."
"do you."
"let me show you some. i call that one, old greg. this is better than that
one, i call this one, old greg. and this one, do you know what i call that
one?"
"old greg?"
"yes sir. thank you sir. i got some more... i got these two. that one's
baileys. and that one's baileys a bit bigger. and that one's as close
as you can get to baileys without your eyes gettin' wet."
"mmm, that is quite the portfolio you've got goin on there. but i really
should be heading off, so it's been good..."
"we could do some watercolors together. "
"well that sounds like great fun, lets do it in the week then, greg."
"what do you mean?"
"are you free thursday at all?"
"why can't we do it now?"
"well you know, i'm a busy man, greg. i've got things to do at home and
about town."
"do you love me."
"oh dear."
"do you love me?"
"umm, gonna have to pretend i didn't hear that, greg."
"do you think you could ever love me?"
"uh, it doesn't really work like that, greg."
"how does it work. tell me how it works."
"well, you get to know someone, you hang out. you see where that goes,
this that and the other.. eventually you know. i dont know you!"
"you know me. what about the boat times?"
"that wasn't really a time, was it greg. that was more of an.. exposure."
"that was our first date. you pulled me, with your strong arms."
"oh dear. greg look, i don't know you."
"oh, you know me. you seen my downstairs mixup. "
"yeah. i didn't ask to see that, did i?"
"what did it mean for you to see that? did it mean you love me?"
"no, it didnt!"
"could you learn to love me?"
"no, i couldn't, i don't love you!"
"you do love me."
"no i don't."
"you do love me."
"no i don't."
"you love me. and you've seen me. and you know me.
i'm old greeeg!"
"yeah, i know who you are, you've told me 89 times now."
"you must love me exactly as i love you."
"well i don't love you. and to be honest, you're starting to get on my
nerves a bit now. if anything, i find you slightly pathetic. so
deal with that."
"maybe i will deal with it. maybe i'll deal with it the way i dealt
with curly jefferson!"
"you know what greg.. maybe i was being a bit hasty there.. when
i said i didn't love you. perhaps, now in this light, with you in the tutu
and the water playing off your.. seaweed, maybe i could love you..
maybe i was lying, because when you do love someone, sometimes
you say you don't because you're playing hard to get, playing the game."
"games?"
"yeah, i was just playing a game with you."
"love games?"
"thats right. love games, greg. "
"love games.. do you love me? are you playing your love gaaames with
me? i just wanna know what to do 'cause i need your love a lot.
do you love me? are you playin' your love gaaames with me. i just
wanna know what to do cause i need your love a lot."
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