David Behrmann


Hugh Boyd Trojan Football. PROVINCIAL CHAMPS!!!!!


I play hockey for Seafair.


I play guitar everyday.

System of a Down, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Rancid, Rise Against, Sublime, U2, Eric Clapton, Cream, Michael Angelo Batio, Tom Petty, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Frank Zappa, Stevie Wonder, Stevie Ray Vaughaun, Yardbirds, AC/DC, AFI, REM, Barenaked Ladies, Jack Johnson, Talking Heads, Radiohead, Audioslave, Sum 41, Stone Temple Pilots, Stone Roses, Styx, Sting, Police, Strokes, Al Green, Jeff Beck, Third Eye Blind, Three Doors Down, The Offspring, Van Halen, Van Morrison, Bon Jovie, Jethro Tull, Twisted Sister, Vines, Velvet Underground, Velvet Revolver, Weezer, Weird Al, The Who, Willie Nelson, ZZ Top, CCR, Cars, John Cougar Mellencamp, Allan Parsons Project, Mettalica, Ramones, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, Sex Pistols, Shinedown, Seether, Rush, Santana, Sam Roberts, Arrogant Worms, Afroman, Rolling Stones, John Fogerty, Beatles, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Journey, Eagles, Kansas, The Knack, Killers, Kiss, Mars Volta, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Misfits, Motorhead, Pink Floyd, Neil Young, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Oasis, Orbital, Operation Ivy, Pantera, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Our Lady Peace, Peter Frampton, Peter Gabriel, POD, Proclaimers, Presidents of the United States, Prodigy, Quiet Riot, Residents, Guns 'N' Roses, In Flames, Flaming Lips, Franz Ferdinand, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendrix, Gob, Grand Funk Railroad, Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, Foo Fighters, Finger Eleven, Elvis Presley, Bruce Springsteen, Doobie Brothers, Duran Duran, The Doors, Grateful Dead, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, The Darkness, Dead Kennedys, David Bowie, The Cure, Cypress Hill, Boston, Chuck Berry, The Clash, The Byrds, Butthole Surfers, Bread, Boz Scaggs, Bob Seger, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bloodhound Gang, Blur, Blue Oyster Cult, Blind Faith, Billy Talent, Billy Idol, Bif Naked, Beta Band, Beegees, Bad Religion, B52s, Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Aerosmith, ABBA, Saliva, Incubus, Heart, Black Flag, Against Me!, Aquabats, Modest Mouse, Reel Big Fish, Stone Sour, Bomb the Music Industry, THE SPICED PICKLE EXPERIENCE

Rap
Emos
Simple Plan
Greenday
Slipknot
Hockey-haters
People who don't try
People who sleep in while I'm up
Cats
People with cats
People who have had cats
People who are going to have cats
Kittens (not as much as cats but they still suck balls)
People who think zoos are evil
Carnies
Losing money
People who say "Asian Pride" and mean it
Getting caught
Mrs. Dalle Valle
Mrs. The
People who openly masturbate
Fat Chicks
Death Metal
Posers
Homework
Constipation
Sand (seriously, i fucking hate sand)
Ugly Chicks
The word "girdle"
Liars
Fat Chicks again
Cocky people
Cocky people who suck at everything
Ugly girls
Nickels
Orange juice right after brushing my teeth
Bugs
My Smile
Old Food
Untuned Guitars
Spicy Food
Tearjerkers
Justin Timberlake
People who follow other people around
Sweat
Breaking my hockey stick
Outgrowing my pads
Breaking guitar strings
Runescape
Sunflower Shells
Running out of Goldfish Crackers
Fat Chicks Again
People who don't appreciate the music of the Spiced Pickle Experience
People who don't appreciate the music of Tenacious D
Being really cold
Headaches
Medicine
Dentists
Orthodontists
Old Food
Haircuts
Spicy Food
People who think they're funny when they aren't
Terrorism