So First Off

www.myspace.com/blackcitylights...........my band/music

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So Im Tristan. I've decided against writing anything really about myself, because well.......its more fun to be cryptic/Isn't the entire point of these networking pages for friends? I really don't have any interest meeting anyone via internet, so...yeah. Instead I'm gonna leave you with the greatest passage in literature.ever.

From Angelas Ashes
The food churned in my stomach.I gagged.I ran to her backyard and threw it all up. Out she came.
"Look at what he did. Thrun up his first communion breakfast.Thrun up the body and blood of Jesus. I have god in me backyard!"
She dragged me through the streets of limerick. She told the neighbours and passing strangers about god in her backyard. She dragged me into a nearby church and threw me into the confession box.
"in the name of the father, the son ,the holy ghost. Bless me father, for i have sinned.It's a day since my last confession.
"A day? and what sins have you committed in a day, my child?"
"I overslept, I nearly missed my first communion, I threw up my first communion breakfast, body and blood of christ and sausage and eggs. Now grandma says she has god in her backyard."
The priest is like the first confession priest. He has the heavy breathing and choking sounds of stifled laughter.
"ah.........ah......tell your grandmother to wash god away with a little water.For your penance, say one hail mary and one our father. Say a prayer for me and god bless you my child."
Grandma and mam were waiting close to the confession box. Grandma said "Were you telling jokes to the priest in the confession booth? if 'tis a thing I ever find out you were telling jokes to jesuits I'll tear the bloody kidneys outta you. Now what did he say about god in me backyard?"
"He said wash him away with a little water, grandma."
"Holy water or ordinary water?"
"He didn't say,grandma."
"Well go back and ask him!"
"But, grandma!"
She shoved me into the confessional.
"Bless me father for I have sinned. It's a minute since my last confession."
"A minute! are you the boy that was just here?"
"I am, father."
"What is it now?"
"My grandma says holy water or ordinary water?"
"Ordinary water, and tell your grandmother not to be bothering me again"
I told her "Ordinary water,grandma and he said don't be bothering him again."
"Don't be bothering him again. That bloody ignorant bogtrotter."

MUSIC
I had a big list. But its gone now, I leave you with a few of the important ones
SILVERCHAIR!
OUR LADY PEACE!
INCUBUS!
SMASHING PUMPKINS!
ALICE IN CHAINS!
PEARL JAM!
BLIND MELON!
THIRD EYE BLIND!
FAITH NO MORE!/TOMAHAWK!/MR.BUNGLE!/PEEP.....oh What The Hell? MIKE PATTON! give me a hug you wolfmother hating, jucie box defecating lug!
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!(somehow i'm afraid that if i put mike patton next to the chilis, they'll fight...)
MAD CADDIES!
SUBLIME!!!!!!!!!
REEL BIG FISH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT ROCK!...........!
BOB MARLEY!
TOOL!
THE DEFTONES!
HELMET!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
THE MISFITS!
RANCID!
TOM WAITS!



I love To Snowboard. I personally prefer Limited Setups.
Whistler, Hemlock, Cypress,Silverstar, Sunpeaks

bikings pretty fun on occasion, so's camping

Negativity....?

Misanthropy

Nexopia profiles that consist of nothing but cliched pictures and cheesy song lyrics. Kinda been done.

Angst

Those who take waay too much pride in their hedonistic exploits. Cool. you smoke pot and drink a 2/6 each weekend. I don't care.

The State of Global Concern. Essentially we're the equivalent of a morbidly obese guy talking about how he desperately needs to lose weight while eating a cheeseburger

People who enforce stereotypes by trying to fit everyone into one.Nobodys a goth, nobodys a punk, nobodys a prep and nobodys a thug.So shut the fuck up.

Pseudo Racists,or as I like to call them "Kloset Klansmen" usually in the form of a stupid burzum fan or a metal head, these assholes take calculated subtle swipes at others cultures call people jews and think its SO cool to pretend to be german or scandinavian.and usually they'll every now and then throw in full out racial slurs against indio canadians or asians. ANd then if you ever call them racist, they flip out and give reasons why theyre not that racist and then in the end throw in something about why the hollocaust was overrated. Seriously. Fuck off.

Religious Obnoxiousism In all of its form

Fascism

Pro lifers who can't seem to comprehend that pro choice does NOT mean pro death

Anarchy

Rebellion Without Cause

Lack of Empathy