Words of Wisdom from Matt Lupul

"Seems like everything we do now is just to service the future. From the moment we started school we have never stopped studying, remembering, worrying, stressing all for what? Where is this place we are being pushed too, where is all this leading up too? Why can’t we just stop and look at our lives and enjoy them? We go to school to get good grades to get into University or College, and we go to these schools to get a good job; we get a good job to work towards a good retirement plan, why can’t we just live to live? Why can’t we live our life without being pushed, without having that constant thought in the back of our minds thinking about what I have to do next? I’m not saying the future isn’t important but isn’t our life important right now? It may not be the best times right now but why not make the best of it? Why not pay the money to see that movie, or go to that concert, or go to that party, or even go on that vacation, or asking that special girl out.. what's holding you back? Without even knowing it time will pass and you’re an adult and these chances will all be gone. All im saying is that one of the best sayings I've heard is 'live everyday like its your last.' I just want to know that when im older I know that I had as much fun as I could, and I took advantage of every oppertunity that came towards me. Don’t sell you self short cause the days seem long and the years seem even longer but time goes by fast and you can't get those missed oppertunities back so stop worrying about whats next just enjoy life and let the future come by itself. Lifes goes pretty fast and if you don’t stop and look around once and a while you might miss it." [/center][/b]

Step 1: Pre-Packing the Dip.
-Sure, you know you chew, but how is the rest of the world going to know how totally rad you are. Take that tin out of your pocket, hold it above your head, make sure there are girls nearby and snap your index finger against the tin. This works best in a quiet space, like the library, or the middle of that chemistry exam. Now everyone wants to be your friend!

Step 2: Inserting the Dip.
-The slogan says always there in a pinch, but you need a fistful. You want your lip to be bulging with chewing tobacco, in case anyone missed the great show you put on taking the tin out of your pocket. Try throwing the chew in your upper lip, so people know you aren't messing around.

Step 3: During the Dip.
-Everyone wants to hear and see you chewing tobacco, so spit loudly and in a clear bottle. Anyone who gives you a dirty look is just jealous they didn't think of throwing that chaw in first. The clear bottle also gives you the ability to see how much spit you've gone through in your chew. Why would you want to do this? Well its pretty obvious, the more spit, the bigger then penis.

Step 4: Finishing your Dip
- When you're done your chew make sure you dont dispose of your bottle. That's rookie mistake #74. Your full bottle of spit and tobacco is a trophy the whole world wants to admire. What you want to do is leave the ridiculously full bottle of spit lying around in a place where it can be easily knocked over. People really appreciate this; it is like a good natured April Fools Day joke every day of the year.