Top 10 Reasons On Why Its Good To Be A Chick
1 ) Ladys always come 1st
2 ) We're smarter
3 ) We don't have to worry about gettin' kicked in hurtful places
4 ) When we go to a bar, we don't have to buy drinks
5 ) We are more mature
6 ) We can read the opposite sex's mind
7 ) We have control (If we want sex we get it, if we don't we won't....who doesnt want sex?!?!)
8 ) We know stuff about guys before guys know stuff about us (Girl talk)
9 ) With one wink of an eye we can bring you guys to your knees
10 ) God picked the strongest sex to carry the babies and have periods (guys couldnt handle it)

-x- Name: *Laura*
-x- Status: *Dating*
-x- Sex: *female*
-x- Hair Color: *black/brown*
-x- Eye Color: *green*
-x- Height: *5"8*
-x- Righty or Lefty: *Righty*
-x- The shoes you wore today: *shoes*
-x- Chocolate or vanilla: *chocolate*
-x- Smoke: *once, and it was gross*
-x- Sing: *Yes, but bad*
-x- Take a shower everyday: *yes*
-x- Get motion sickness: *Nope*
-x- Get along with your parent(s): *Sometimes*
-x- Pericing: *My Ears*

In the past month...
-x- Drank alcohol: *yes*
-x- Smoked a Cigarette: *no*
-x- Done a drug: *No*
-x- Gone on a date: *Yes*
-x- Gone to the mall?: *Yes*
-x- Been on stage: *no *
-x- Been dumped: *No*
-x- Gone skating: *No*
-x- Made homemade cookies: *no*
-x- Gone skinny dipping: *No*
-x- Dyed your hair: *no*

Ever...
-x- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: *No*
-x- Been caught "doing something alone": *no*
-x- Wanted to tell someone you loved them: *yes*
-x- Shoplifted: *ya*
-x- Changed who you were to fit in: *No*

Favs...
-x- Shampoo: *All different kinds*
-x- Soap: *Don't have one*
-x- Color: *Black, Silver, Blue*
-x- Food: *lots*
-x- Ice Cream: *Cookies and Cream, butterscotch*
-x- Gum: *Trident*
-x- TV Show: *Futurama*
-x- Holiday: *Christmas*
-x- Season: *Summer*

-x- # of drugs taken illegally: *Zero*
-x- # of Cd??s I own: *A couple*
-x- # of piercings: *4*
-x- # of tattoos: *None*


top ten reasons to work naked

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your radiation to work on your tan.


And the number one reason to go to work naked...

Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.[/size]


12 reasons chocolate is better than sex
*.You can have chocolate in front of your parents.*
**.Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.**
***.People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.***
****.The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.****
*****.Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.*****
******.No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.******
*******.You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.*******
********.When you pay for chocolate you're not considered a creeper.********
*********.Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober. *********
**********.A piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.**********
***********.You can have chocolate at school without being called a slut.***********
************!Chocolate is chocolate!************

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back
when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait
for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the
world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his
friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he
cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns
to his friends and says, "...that's her."[/size]

14 ways to tell he's flirting:
1. He stares at you a lot.
2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh even if he gets hurt
7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever you two talk
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder.
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He trys every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, butt, thighs, ect.)

A girl once asked a boy if she ever crossed his mind, he told her no.
She asked him if he liked her, and he answered no.
The girl asked if he wanted her, the boy said no
She asked him if he would cry if she left. He answered again with a no.
The girl ask him if he would do anything for her, and he said no way!
She asked him what he would choose, his life... or her the boy answered "my life"
The girl ran away and guy stopped her and said "The reason why you never cross my mind is because, you're always on my mind. The reason I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. They reason why i wont cry if you leave is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason
why I choose my life is because you are my life[/size]

IF YOU HAVE EVER PUSHED ON A DOOR THAT SAID "PULL" COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.[/size]