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BASICS

Height:179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6')
Weight:74 Kg - 77 Kg (161 lbs - 170 lbs)
Birthday:April 22, 1988
Location:Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Last Active:06:06pm | Apr 21, '11

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YALL AINT GONA BELIEVE THIS SHIT

The Nexopia admins asked me to move to facebook because im too hott for nexus. I'll check in about twice a month to see how the rest of you uggos are doing.






Dave questioned the goodness of humanity as the bystanders made no attempt to stop the ghosts raping him.





Dentron's advice to the World:

Take it or leave it. It's probably your only hope.


  • DONT' DRINK LAVA LAMPS, THEY'RE NOT REALLY LAVA
    (pretty straight forward)
  • one cannot achieve bacon until one first fries the pork
    (moral: bacon is good)
  • concrete and steel are your teachers, pain is your lesson, scars are your diploma
    (translation: remember when your mommy told you not to hit golf balls in a basement, and you did...)
  • only after you've lost everything are you free to do anything
    (so true. in an emo sort of way)
  • if they matter, they won't mind. if they mind, they don't matter.
    (so there :p )

End of advicefor now




U19 Team Canada for the 2006 Worlds of Underwater Hockey (i so white)
http://www.cuga.org/u19.html


go canada! sweet towel huh!!!!!!! i like towels ok


this, people, is underwater hockey displayed on the jumbotron at the worlds. dunno who's playing who. they appear to be women. dunno why its pink.


team canada 2006 (minus 2 tagalongs in the front). team canada dont look like much do they. Note the secret weapon in the green t-shirt sitting quietly near the back.



so what do you do after ur team has lost to the french and you have to settle for 4th and it's all over? that's right! drink all of england's beer, go to McDonalds, buy a big mac, and suck the free coca cola glass to ur face!

Dude it looks like your face is melting in that picture with the coke glass. Gets me every time. I'm like "Oh my God denton's face is melting!" and then I realize what's happening and I'm like, "Oh, it was just a coke glass stuck to his face. That was close."



this is my pet snanna.


im not a cowboy... by the way


can YOU find waldo? (is that not the coolest accidentally awsome picture ever!?)



meet my new best friend



link finally snaps




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98% of nexopia is emo,
if you are one of the 2% that has
remained gangster as fuck
copy this into your profile
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98% of the teenage population
has been drunk or been around alchohol
copy this into your profile if you are
of the 2% that like bagles
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Scientists have recently revealed that beer contains traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer. They observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.

No further testing is planned

STUFF THAT DENTRON LIKES


  • lava lamps
  • you (you know who you are. if you dont then i apologise, ill try to make it more obvious next time)
  • running in the rain
  • dragging my frozen ass into my warm comfy bed after running in the rain
  • football and underwater hockey
  • sleeping in my hammock in the summer
  • speed! who doesnt like to go fast?
  • a joke that gets a laugh, from me or someone else. doesnt matter
  • laughter in general actually
  • blue
  • bouncy balls
  • those maple cream cookies shaped like maple leafs. with milk!
  • sushi
  • music, not all music, but ill listen to anything thats catchy
  • TUBING!!! like behind a boat at 60+ mph!!! im in love
  • getting it right, it happens

STUFF THAT PISSES DENTRON OFF


  • the pessimists who only ever focus on what they don't have and what they can't be. stop being so fucking "oh my life is so hard because my whatever died (friend/brother/hampster), because ill never be perfect, because i have no friends, because... because... because. maybe ill act all fucked up and people will pay attention to me and feel sorry for me". life's hard only if you want it to be. shut up, grow up, smile for fuck sakes, and be thankful for what you do have. it could be a lot worse. fuck. when you have nothing in the world, then you have an excuse. then you can be depressed all you want. having nothing is impossible. you always have something.
  • my middle left toe, cause its gibbled
  • you (you know who you are. if you dont then i apologise, ill try to make it more obvious next time)
  • the rotting exhaustion when you can't/don't sleep for a very long time
  • mosquitos! they are born straight from the innermost circle of HELL into my bedroom to bite me in the ass while i sleep
  • when you call the help line of whatever and the person who takes your call clearly doesnt speak english as their first language and it ends up taking 5 times longer because they have to keep repeating everything because you cant understand them and you dont want to hang up and call again just in case you get the same person and you dont want to be rude.
  • im a tolerant guy and i can take alot of crap. but sometimes, some of you people... grrrrr
  • the Cobras. we'll get you bastards sooner or later
  • the Huskeys. we did get you bastards
  • the sound of breaking glass
  • crashers
  • getting it wrong, it happens

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05:51am | Nov 28, '06 | Comments(3)
this is exactly what im talking about