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Pick the Month (number) you were born:
1----I made out with
2----I fucked
3----I smoked
4----I killed
5----I jacked off
6----I raped
7----I cuddled with
8----I fingered
9----I stabbed
10---I licked
11---I slept with
12---I sucked
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01------an easter egg
02------a bisexual
03------a bag of weed
04------my dog
05------your mom
06------john gotti
07------a lesbian
08------a prostitute
09------a toothbrush
10------a jew
11------a homo
12------Paris Hilton
13------an overweight Asian man
14------a whore
15------a cat
16------a nigger
17------a pornostar
18------The Trojan Man
19------a dog
20------an orange
21------a crackhead
22------a drug dealer
23------a horse
24------a pickle
25------a french fry
26------a bottle of honey
27------a homeless guy
28------a cow
29------a condom
30------a bottle of vodka
31------santa clause
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- because i love marijuana
Black----Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----Because I have amazing boobs
Blue----Because Im a loser
Polka Dots----Because I hate my life
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray-----because I'm rick james... bitch
Orange-----Because I have double d's
Green-----Because I have an extreamly small dick
Other-----Because I smoke crack
Turqoise-----Because they were to beutliful
Brown-------Because i swallow cum
Shirtless-----Because i touch myself at night
If you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this.
-Anybody under the age of 14 should not read this its a waste.
-Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
-It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but four conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
U remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!
You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."
You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. ( and i used to save my games on FLOPPY DISKS. )
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time"
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
You remember when super nintendo's and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yomega Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books..
You remember when Mortal Kombat wuz tha shit!
You remember eating Warheads.(those sour candys)
You had a FULL HOUSE frenzy.
You wore tight stretchy flourescent pants to school, with side ponytails. (girls)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinkin' Fruitopia and Surge.
if you memeber when every thing was "da BOMB"
when they made the new lunchables so that you could make tacos and pizza!!
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
Writing M.A.S.H. notes. (and the twenty different versions of that)
Making those little paper fortune folding things.. and then predicting your life with them by what you wroe inside.
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers,and Ninja Turtles.
You had a favorite New Kid on the block, and you knew all of there names
Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You owned a portable tape player.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
You remember "American Gladiators" and watched it like a religion.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You know the significance of the number 23.
You went to McD's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds...at the play ground.
When we were younger:
Before the MySpace frenzy...
Before the Internet & text messaging...
Before Sidekicks & iPods...
Before MIKE JONES...
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...
Before Sponge Bob
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs .
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back.
when it was all about N64.
when girl power was around, and you had a favourite spice.
WHEN MAKING OUT WAS HAVING SEX
WHEN YOU TRADED POKEMON CARDS FOR A LIVING
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
Post this blog if you remember these days .