[1]Who are you?:
[2] Are we friends?:
[3] When and how did we meet?:
[4] How have I affected you?:
[5] What do you think of me?:
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?:
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?:
[8] Do you love me?:
[9] Have I ever hurt you?:
[10] Would you hug me?:
[11] Would you kiss me?:
[12] Would you fuck me?:
[13] Are we close?:
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?:
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?:
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?:
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.:
[18] Am I loveable?:
[19] How long have you known me?:
[20] Describe me in one word.:
[21] What was your first impression?:
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?:
[23] What do you think my weakness is?:
[24] Do you think I'll get married?:
[25] What about me makes you happy?:
[26] What about me makes you sad?:
[27] What reminds you of me?:
[28] What's something you would change about me?:
[29] How well do you know me?:
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?:
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING???
( A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
((( A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
(((( A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
((((( A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
(((((( A snail can sleep for three years.
((((((( An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(((((((( Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
((((((((( Butterflies taste with their feet.
(((((((((( Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
((((((((((( If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
(((((((((((( If yo€u are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
(((((((((((((( It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
((((((((((((( Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
(((((((((((( Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
((((((((((( Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
((((((((( The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
((((((( There are more chickens than people in the world.
(((((( Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
((((( Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
((( Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
( Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest it's self.

Phrase #1

What She Says: I don´t mind if you hang out with your ex.
What She Means: I trust you, but definitely not her. If she lays a finger on you, I´ll rip her heart out with my bare hands and make her eat it.
What You Should Do: Proceed with caution, but have fun!

Phrase #2

What She Says: Sure, I´d love to watch the sports game with you.
What She Means: The only reason I´m putting myself through such torture is to spend time with you.
What You Should Do: Gentlemen, keep in mind that assuming your lady doesn't like sports, watching a few hours of a sporting event is comparable to a woman making you wait three hours in a hair salon. If your lady does this then good work – she must really care about you.

Phrase #3

What She Says: I´m fine.
What She Means: Things are not fine and I´m mad at you. (The word ?fine´ actually stands for: freaked out, irritated, nervous and emotional).
What You Should Do: Make a mental note that in a woman´s vocabulary the word ?fine´ often has the same meaning as ?terrible´.

Phrase #4

What She Says: Fine, ditch our plans and go out with your boys.
What She Means: The combination of ?fine´ (see above) and sarcasm is a sure sign that you are in trouble.
What You Should Do: You shouldn´t expect sex for a while. This would certainly be a good time to consider buying her a present.

Phrase #5

What She Says: I´m just having a bad day.
What She Means: It´s not your fault – or maybe it is – but the point is that your lady may be experiencing some PMS.
What You Should Do: Give her space or you may regret it and suffer the consequences.

Phrase #6

What She Says: Yes, I think she´s pretty.
What She Means: Tell me I´m more beautiful and that she is an airbrushed, high maintenance, ugly troll behind a wall of makeup with breast implants.
What You Should Do: Do what she says! Tell her she´s beautiful.

Phrase #7

What She Says: What are you doing tonight?
What She Means: What are you doing with me tonight? A lot of the time when a woman asks this question her intention is really to make plans for the evening. Women really don´t care to hear that you are reorganizing your coin collection and then watching a documentary on mold.
What You Should Do: You could respond with, ?I don´t know, did you have something in mind??

Phrase #8

What She Says: That shirt is really nice – you should wear it more often.
What She Means: I really like the shirt and not much of the other clothing you own. So please wear it as often as possible, preferably washed in between wears.
What You Should Do: Wash it and wear it again before too long.

Would you? Will you?
[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
[_] kiss me?
[_] add me?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] take me out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] Hold me If I was upset?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im nice?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?

AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] hot?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] fucking gross

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished I were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] gotten shit faced with me?

ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] thinking about me?
[_] going to repost this?

» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

What Do You Think About My:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Manners:

thx 4 always bein there wen I need some1 2 talk 2... ur great and I can't wait 4 da wedding...allthough u r already family 2 me.

I love you and miss you more than nethin eva... ur tha best sista a grl cud ask 4.