10 Reasons To Date A Mountain Biker:
1. We are good with our hands.
2. We always keep a firm grip.
3. We like to get dirty.
4. We can ride for hours and not get bored.
5. We like to go fast.
6. Once we fall down we get right back up.
7. We are ready to go again after a quick break.
8. Skill is definite.
9. Our timing is perfect.
10. Body protection doesnt slow us down.
10 reasons i ride bikes
1-Bicycles dont get pregnant(Or do they o.o)
2-You can ride your bike any time of month(That really depends.)
3-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong(True.)
4-You can share your bike with a friend (infact many friends)
5-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden.(Perhaps they do.)
6-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it (mmmhm, tight)
8-Bikes dont insult you if you are a bad rider (but other riders do)
9-You dont have to take shower before you ride your bike.
10-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents.



