UNTITLED
If ur naughty go 2 ur room..
If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine
I wasn't Kissing her, I was just telling her lips a secret!!
One day your prince will come, mine just took a
wrong turn,
got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.
And she never did.
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
I worship the ground that awaits you.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?
We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgive us for our sadness.”
Piercing your heart is like piercing your soul it will never come back
Life is all about turns and twists...but all we can ever do is just hope for the best to come, even if it is killing us in the inside!
Walking Down The Same Road Every Day Will Give You Excersise;
But Walking Down A Different Each Day Will Give You A Life.
I was only the learning experience,
she's the one you now love
The first promise you ever made me was to never break my heart, the last words I will ever hear is you saying "I think we should just be friends for a while"....
Out of all the times you said "I love you" how many of them were the truth?
The scars, the memories, the pain, the hatred, and all the insane things.....are killing me.
Your lies and deciet,
your fake love,
I took the pain, patiently,
took it without complaining,
but eventually, my heart could take no more,
so it broke apart,
and now you're blaming me.......
Being Depressed Brings Everything To Reality.
How could you just leave me standing there? Couldnt you see the hurt in my eyes? Couldn't you see that i just lost my whole eniter world? Why aren't you even sorry for what you did to me, what you put me through?
I didnt mean to hurt you. Im sorry for saying bye. Its so hard to look in your eyes and say "i love you" when your only reply is "prove it". I dont know how tho. I feel terrible that i cant prove MY OWN love for you. Im sorry
"nobody dies a virgin life scews us all"
Maybe i am a looser but i don't lose hope
You can run, you can hide,and you can leave, but wherever you may go pain will follow.
I'm not saying I'm battered && bruised,
But I might as well be with the words you used..
Theres nothing left, im empty inside, and now im sitting across from you, pretending to be happy.
I wanna hate you so bad, but all i can do is sit and wish for you to love me.
Maybe I should go further away
Maybe if I sit really still my soul will leave my body
And fly away to be with the stars I could never quite reach
I'm not gonna cry, because you expect me to.
I'm gonna smile, because you think I don't want to.
"Don't worry, I'll come back. I always do," really means "Don't worry I'll stab you in the back, I never really loved you."
And so life happened...
And That Is Why Second Chances Are Known To Be Fake
I dont and never will belong here because im just a waste of space, im tired of always getting hurt its time for me to leave this place.
&& always walk alone in the shadows, always hide the tears in your eyes, never expect tomorrow, the pain within the lies
Don't ever feel like you can trust some one and lean on them for comfort...because when they leave you'll fall flat on your face.
"We're all waiting for something"
The sky once so lite is now too dark because of these clouds that overshadow my heart
Once again haunted goodbyes...
Once again twisted lies...
Once again a rose colored hue ...
Once again thinking of you...
Think about this phrase
for a moment and tell me
what you think about it:
"Many know how to like and care,
but few know how to love."
so what's the point of you telling
me that you love me, if you have
told it to 15 guys already?
"Remember That Boy You Left Behind? Yeah Well Now He's Dying, Literally."
Please God, show me the way to a better life, for i'm falling apart at your feet...
"some one shoot me in the head, tear out my heart and let me live"
Imagine how lonely the life of a star is,
they are kept millions of light years away
just to look beautiful in the sky.
I dare you to care,
I dare you to trust me,
I dare you to love me.
......
Are your up to it?
Minute's feel like hours when you have to spend them alone....
The only time u started caring, is the time i stopped caring
It hurts when the one you like or a friend doesn't want you anymore.
But it kills when it's your own family who doesn't want you.
Its so hard to stand with the world falling down
I can hear you when you whisper but you cant even hear me when im screaming
Everything that once seemed important no longer matters...
Everythings changed, and you've forgotten me...
I am paranoid because i have no trust.
Yeah, it is hard to say goodbye because it really hurts you but it will make you stronger. it means that it's better to give your last kiss to your ex-girlfriend.
losing you is like losing days of life when your not by my side. but not having you is something i'll have to remember for the rest of my life. "
" i can't help but think about the past instead of thinking about ways to let you go. "
" at times i just want to release my emotions, and instead of smiling, i can cry, and instead of not saying anything, to say everything i feel inside. but than again, i stay quiet & let the music speak the truth. "
The only time I wasn't imagining is when I was with you. You, the one part of the real world that I wasn't allergic to.
I think I'm afraid of being happy because everytime I'm happy, something bad always happens.
There is only one rain cloud in the sky...and it's raining on me. Somehow I'm not surprised.
I wake up and think dreams are real. I sleep so I don't have to feel.
I don't know if you've ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years, or just not exist, or just not be aware that you do exist, or something like that. I think wanting that is very morbid, but I want it when I get like this. That's why I'm trying not to think. I just want it all to stop spinning.
Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand.
No matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do, somebody hates me.
Life doesn't hurt until you think about how much things have changed, who you've lost along the way, and how much of it was your fault.
Words hurt more than anything else can, because they last, sometimes forever.
I wanna get lost from my life sometimes, sit on the side and watch the world go by, I wanna get lost and I don't know why.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most.
You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true.
THE WORLD COMES CRASHIN DOWN!!