i noe you all know who the boggie man is (nightmare b4 christmas..my fav. bad guy)
my favourtie tim burton couple Sally & Jack
bandz i love to rock to
ABOUT ME
Me and my niece Makayla Heritage Days '07 <3
Makayla my niece ( her first jingle dress outfit ^.^ )
im a fancy dancer since i was 10
went to washington.DC 2 years ago for opening ceremonies
me and my parenter kelsey we were hoop dancing partners since we were kids i;ve known her since i was 5
kelsey when me and her went different ways as dancers
hoop dancing is a healing dance and i perform these shapes everytime im there you see you see my leg im there lol
RANDOM
i love this picture so i put it up
pick the month you were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a pickle
09 - a jew
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - your mom
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - a easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a homeless guy
27 - lesbian
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because i have no friends
Pink - because the little people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because im sexy as hell
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im cool
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Brown -because I'm gay
Shirtless - because i'm a slut
Leopard print - because im an animal
I ran naked with a whore because I'm beautiful LMFAO
jeremy: you okay, whats wrong with you?
*stares to his right while nelly looks like shes about to orgasm or blow up
jennell: i gotta go (while holding her bladder)
jeremy: you gotta go now?
nelly...nods her headnelly: it hurts, i got cramps..........
jeremy: you want me to pull over?nelly: crrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmppppp pppppppppppsssssssssssssssss
jeremy: i guess thats a yes.
jeremy quickly turns left into a 7-11 hitting a speed bump as his bowling balls in the trunk go flying and hit the trunk.....
brian: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.......
nelly: ccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmp pppppppsssss
car stops and nelly rushes out to go to the bathroom later to find out she ran into the door thinking you can just push it open not seeing the DOOR HANDLE.^ .......................
thats freakin better then perogies and smirnoff
This Sex, Is Sex, How Sex,
You Sex, Keep Sex, A Sex,
Dumb Sex, Ass Sex,Busy Sex,
For Sex, 20 Sex, Seconds Sex.
Now read it again without saying Sex =)
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here.
"The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK,
""When I grew up I was BLACK,
""When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
""When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
""When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
""When I die I'll be BLACK.
""But you sir.
""When you're born you're pink,
""When you grow up you're white,
""When you're sick, you're green,
""When you go in the sun you turn red,
""When you're cold you turn blue,
""And when you die you turn purple.
""And you have the nerve to call me colored?
"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
98% of nexopia is emo, if you are one of the 2% that has remained gangster as fuck copy this into your profile
Picture This:You are a heterosexual person living in a homosexual world.You get up in the morning and get ready to go to school.Downstairs your two mothers are preparing your breakfast.There are two men holding hands on the cover of the magazine laying on the table, on the radio the announcer is talking about the latest scandal:“A female celebrity is going out with, can you believe it, a male celebrity?!”As you step into the school, you hear people laughing and saying things like,“That’s so straight.”Friends of yours are talking to you about how last weekend they were hanging out with the cutest same-sex person.You want desperately to talk about the person of the opposite that you met, but are too afraid of ridicule.Going to one of your classes, you’re bumped into so hard you drop all your books as the voices of your peers ring with things like,“F***ing hetero!!
"If you think homophobia is wrong, copy this into your profile/blog
DisLikeZ
When a store closes right as you walk up to the doors.
Fuck.Conceited guys with that annoying strut. FUUUCK!
Trying to learn other languages..... or is some cases... sing
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Slurpees
Doubling on a bike, nearly crashing into everything, laughing our asses off,
Singing "Down by the bay" as we walk for 2ish hours home from Diana's
Playing Hack, even in the dark.
Playing SORRY.......... haha sorrrrryyyyy
Fuk acacia good fuking timez hunn