Really I am a simple person who only has one goal in life. That is to make one person smile whether it is at me, with me, or for me. Its all the same in the end. Stretching those 12 special muscles only all used at one time to smile..

complainging about spending all my money on gas because i am driving everyone around, when really i would rather spend my money on that then cheap tricks and dirty little secrets that you keep under your bed for a week because if you keep it any longer the stench will become so strong that you will have to cut it up and put it in a box and send it to Mexico using Fed-ex but for some reason it got returned to sender so there you are stuck with a box of really badly stinking dirty little secret all and you want to do it tell your wife so you can wake up from this nightmare but then you realise it was her seperated at birth twin sister who she has only seen once but was looking for her for the past month, thats when you realise thats when you originally picked up that dirty little secret becuase you wanted to surprise your wife, but SURPRISE to you she had a bad case of general herpes that she spread lile warm butter on hot hot toast which you in turn spread to your wife but when she got the strand check it matched her DNA so she thought it was hers and didnt blame that on you at all because infact she had been cheating on you with the fed-ex man then it all came together that the only reason it was returned was he wanted one more kick at your wifes can before he left and joined street patrol trying to get middle age street-walkers with some hope of a life off the street, kind of like your dirty little secret.

My own hippocritical self. Somethings I say and not do.