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HAHAHHAH.
- Ryan - Smallville - September 27th - Heroes - September 24th - Supernatural - October 4th says:
I think the Burger King ate his wife, the Burger Queen
- Ryan - Smallville - September 27th - Heroes - September 24th - Supernatural - October 4th says:
And hence her reincarnation into you
- Ryan - Smallville - September 27th - Heroes - September 24th - Supernatural - October 4th says:
The Lover of Burgers
- Ryan - Smallville - September 27th - Heroes - September 24th - Supernatural - October 4th says:
But hate that of Burger Kings
 

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Ahem.
Michelle + says:
/stuffs face full of popcorn
Michelle + says:
/grins dazzlingly and popcorn falls out

` Mandabean ; says:
/walks by, grabs ass

Michelle + says:
/eyebrows do the wave

` Mandabean ; says:
/gives lapdance

Michelle + says:
SCOREEEEEE
 

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Gall.
Michelle + You're a badhearted boytrap, babydoll says:
What a fucked up world, honestly
Michelle + You're a badhearted boytrap, babydoll says:
Can't even get gall from your own gallbladder
Michelle + You're a badhearted boytrap, babydoll says:
Fucking feds, it's all their fault
Michelle + You're a badhearted boytrap, babydoll says:
And the unions.
Michelle + You're a badhearted boytrap, babydoll says:
And Commies.
 

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Cabbage.
Michelle + says:
Plus you can schedule it so we have some extra time between transfers with a convenience store nearby so we can have hot bathroom sex on the way
Michelle + says:
Or whatever.
Michelle + says:

` Mandabean ; says:
Will a prak bench work?

Michelle + says:
Yes.
Michelle + says:
Prak benches are so hot.
Michelle + says:
I think my pants came off again.

` Mandabean ; says:
I'm good at that

Michelle + says:
I think we all know

` Mandabean ; says:
LETS GO RICE SKATING.

Michelle + says:
OKAY.
Michelle + says:
RIGHT NOW?!

` Mandabean ; says:
YES BBZ
` Mandabean ; says:
JUS U N ME

Michelle + says:
OH DAMZ
Michelle + says:
I THIK IM PREGGED NOWS

` Mandabean ; says:
OHH BBZ.
` Mandabean ; says:
IS IT A CABBAGE?

Michelle + says:
YES
Michelle + says:
CN I NAMES IT AFTAR U?

` Mandabean ; says:
YUS BBZ
` Mandabean ; says:
ID B SO COMPLMNT'D.

Michelle + says:
KAYZ I NAMES IT MANDARBEAN PANTS JENKINS

` Mandabean ; says:
KAY. I LUV ITZ.

Michelle + says:
UR DA JENKINS PART
Michelle + says:
=B

` Mandabean ; says:
I R SEW FLATTR'D.

Michelle + says:
FLATTARD?@
Michelle + says:
YEW FLAT TARD
Michelle + says:
LOLZZZZ

` Mandabean ; says:
LOLOLORCOPTOR.
` Mandabean ; says:
RBRZ.
 

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TTFN.
TTDN
Ta-ta donut notions.

 

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BOREDDDDDDD.
Looks
I am shorter than 5'3.
I think I'm ugly sometimes.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. Never thought I'd see the day.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
I wear glasses/contacts
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
I've sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I've had children.
I've lost a child.

Embarrassment
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've peed from laughing.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip/drop/pulled down in public.


Health
I was born with a disease/impairment/whatever else.
I've gotten stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I've had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.

Travelling
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Mexico.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to China
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.


Drugs/Alcohol
I've consumed alcohol.
I regularly drink.
I've passed out from drinking.
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I've smoked weed
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've eaten shrooms.
I've popped E.
I've inhaled Nitrous.
I've done hard drugs.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 11 pills at a time no problem
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I'm anorexic or bulimic.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.
 

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I steal blog things when I'm bored.
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting'" you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

Total: 4

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. IT IS IN FACT TRUE. RYAN CAN DO IT.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. Unfortunately, I am not double jointed.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 5

[ ]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

Total: 3

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

Total: 4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidently.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. I'VE A FUNNY STORY 'BOUT THAT.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 3

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x]You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
[ ]You had to use a calculator to add this up.

Total:4

Total: 23/35
 

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Thinger

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LACEY AND KAMERON OMGGGGGGGGGGG.


AMAZING. FREAKING AMAZING.
THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO DANCE.
THAT IS ALL.
 

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Michelle's Dad.
"Buy some longsleeve shorts, none of these Daisy Dukes." - Michelle's Dad.
 

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Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
I hate my life
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
Hahhaa
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
Like totally gag me with a spoon
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
But, like, a diet spoon, kay? I don't wanna get fat...

` Mandabean ; says:
LYKE OMG IF YOU GOT FAT YOU'D BE LIKE, TOTALLY FAT.

Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
EEEEEEEEEEEK!!
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
WHAT IF MY DORINHAS DIDN'T FIT
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
I'D BE A TOTAL SOCIAL OUTCAST

` Mandabean ; says:
LYKE OMG, YOU'D LYKE, NEVER BE SPOKEN TO AGAIN.

Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
BUT LYKE YOU
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
'D STILL BE MY FRIEND, RYTE?
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
LYKE YOU'D STICK BY ME AND STUFF, AND GAG ME WITH DIET SPOONS RYTE?!

` Mandabean ; says:
UHHHH...
` Mandabean ; says:
LYKE...
` Mandabean ; says:
YEAH...?

Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
LYKE OMG
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
Wait I'm not fat, ryte

` Mandabean ; says:
No lyke of course not

Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
Oh gawd, lyke you always were my bestest friend
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
Since lyke, last week almost!
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
We're lyke totally bff

` Mandabean ; says:
Lyke I totally know riteeeee?

Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
OMG BYTCH HUGGGGG

` Mandabean ; says:
LYKE OMG TOTALLY RITEEEEEEE

Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
Ahem
Michelle. + .Everything's more fun when you aren't wearing pants. says:
So anyway back to our discussion of the world economy

` Mandabean ; says:
Yes.
 

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Word.
THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: Word.
Can you dance? : Hell yes.
Can you do a cart wheel? : Uhh used to be able to.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? I've tried but no success
Can you touch your toes?: Yes
Can you whistle?: Ish
Can you wiggle your ears?: No
Can you wiggle your nose?: Yes...

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: Nope
Did you ever run away from home?: Nope
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: Nope
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Nope

THE DOS:
Do you believe in God?: Ehhh it's complicated
Do you know how to swim?: Nope
Do you like roller coasters?: Not really...
Do you own a bike?: Nope
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Ughh No.

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run through your family? Noooo...
Does your car get good gas mileage?: N/A
Does your family have family picnics?: Nope

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes
Have you ever asked someone out?: Umm sorta.
Have you ever been asked out by someone?: Ehhh...
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes
Have you ever gone fishing: Nope
Have you ever painted your nails?: Yep


THE HOWS:
How did you find out about nexopia?: Uhhhhhh... It just is.
How many myspace friends have you met in person?: HAHAH.
How tall are you?: 5'4
How much money do you have on you right now?: $20...?

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with? Uhhh Jordan, technically I guess.
Last thing you said out loud? OHHH MY GAWDDD.
Last thing someone said to you?: GOODNIGHT

THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: As Long As You're Mine - Wicked OBC
What is the temperature outside?: Ehhhhh
What radio station do you listen to? EW THE RADIO
What was the last restaurant you ate at? Ummmm.
What was the last thing you bought? FOOD.
What was the last thing you had to drink?: Coke
what was the last thing on TV you watched?: What Not To Wear

THE WHOS:
Who is your newest friend you added to nexopia?: Uhhhhh... Matt?
Who was the last person you IM'd?: Ryan
Who talked to on the phone?: Ryan
Who is your current crush?: Hahaha...
Who was the last person you took picture of?: Probably myself.
Who was the last person to leave you a comment?: Jinder
Who was the last person you said i love you to?: My cat

CRYING SECTION.
Ever really cried your heart out? Yes
Ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? Yes
Ever cried over the opposite sex? Umm probably ahahahah
Do you cry when you get an injury? Nahhh
Do certain songs make you cry? Yep

HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person? YEP
What can make you happy? A lot of things, dance, singing...
Do you wish you were happier? I'm pretty freaking good right now.
Is being happy overrated? PFFFTTT NO.
Can music make you happy? Yep

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken? Ummm none.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them? Uhhhh...
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'i love you' to you? Nope

HATE SECTION.
Who do you actually hate? Umm let's not get started on that one.
Ever made a hate list? Nope
Have you ever been on a hate list? Uhhh no.
Are you a mean bully? Nope
Do you hate George Bush? I incredibly despise him...


SELF ESTEEM SECTION.
Is your self-esteem extremely low? HAHAHA WHAT A QUESTION.
Do you believe in yourself? YES
Are you good looking? I'd tap this
Do you wish you can be someone else? Nope

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair color? Red
Current Piercings? Ears
Have any tattoos? Nope
Straight Hair or Curly: Straight

CURRENTLY WEARING.
What shirt are you wearing? Some old t-shirt
Shorts: Uhh no.
Shoes?: HAHAH The one time I am... My old old pink chucks.
Necklaces? Nope

THIS OR THAT.
Rock or rap: Rock
Coffee or Hot Chocolate: COFFEE
Wild Night out or Romantic Night: Romantic
Chocolate or Vanilla: Umm neither? Or both hahahah.
Hummer or Sports Car: How about... A teleporting time machine?
Bracelet or Necklace? Necklace
History or Science: History
Sleep in or Early to rise: Sleep in.
Hoodie or Tee Shirt: T-shirt
Night or Day: Night... Or day...
High School or college: Ummm.
California or Florida: California
Simple Plan or Good Charlotte: HAHHAAHHAH.
Love at first sight or Learn to Love: Uhhh how about just love?

HAVE YOU EVER.
Kissed the same sex? Nope
Hugged someone? Yes
Been on the phone until the sun came up? Uhh pretty damn close these days
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants? Nope
Laughed so hard you cried? Yes
Got in a fight with someone? Yes

THE LAST.
Person you talked to in person? Uhhh Fatter
Person you talked to online? Ryan
Person you talked to on the phone? Ryan
Had a shower? Today

RANDOM.
Do you like surveys: Ehhh
What kind of shampoo do you use? Dove and Tresemme conditioner
Do you get along with your parents? Ehhh
Do you have mental breakdowns? Not really
Did you ever tell your parents you didn't feel good so you didn't have to go to school? Yes

CURRENT.
Current mood: EXCITED.
Current Music: Gym Class Heroes
Current hair style: Ponytail with a floofy bit in front
Current Crush: Heheheeh.
Current Thing I Ought to be doing: Nothing?
Current Windows Open: Nexopia, Windows Media Player, and Convo with Ryan
Current desktop picture? Some model crazily photshopped.
Current Book: Uhhhhhh, The Crucible...?
 

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SYTYCD
Nigel: What planet are you from?
Nameless Auditioner: New York


Oh gawd, how I love this show.
 

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How am I feeling today?
Our Hell - Emily Haines and the Soft Skeleton

Will I get far in life?
Glamorous Indie Rock and Roll - The Killers

How do my friends see me?
Hustle Rose - Metric (HAHAHAHA, That's about a hooker )

Where will I get Married?
Heartbreaker - Pat Benatar (OHH. HOW FUNNY.)

What is my best friend’s theme song?
She Loves You - The Beatles (Ummmm. )

What is the story of my life?
We Are the End - Alexisonfire

What is/was high school like?
I Wanna Hold Your Hand - The Beatles

How can I get ahead in life?
Do You Want To? - Franz Ferdinand (HAHAHAHAH. OMFG.)

What is the best thing about me?
King of the World - Porcelain and the Tramps (Uhhh. SURE.)

How is today going to be?
You Could Be Happy - Snow Patrol

What is in store for this weekend?
Eleanor Put Your Boots On - Franz Ferdinand (Hmmm, interesting.)

What song describes my parents?
This River Is Wild - The Killers

To describe my grandparents?
Wind It Up - Gwen Stefani

How is my life going?
Out Tonight - Rent OBC

What song will they play at my funeral?
Walk Away - Franz Ferdinand

How does the world see me?
Oh La La - Goldfrapp

Will I have a Happy Life?
For Good - Wicked OBC

What do my friends really think of me?
Surrender - Billy Talent (HAHAHAHAH. Damnnnnnn)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Eight Days a Week - The Beatles

How can I make myself happy?
I'm Just a Kid - Simple Plan (SO I HAVE TOP RELIVE MY TRAGIC GR 8 DAYS?!!!!??)

What should I do with my life?
We Both Reached For the Gun - Chicago OST (OHH JESUS. HAHAH.)

Will I ever have children?
Save Your Scissors - City and Colour

What is some good advice for me?
Dead Disco - Metric (Hmmm, party it up? )

How Will I be Remembered?
Evil and a Heathen - Franz Ferdinand

What do I think my current theme song is?
Crisis - Alexisonfire (That's my theme song from like, December/January ahaha.)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Light My Candle - Rent OST

What type of men/women do you like?
You Want - Porcelain and the Tramps

What Does Your Man/Woman love about you?
Too Much Booty in the Pants - ??? (HAHAHAHHA. OMFG.)

What Song do you secretly love?
You Better Run - Pat Benatar

What do you want to do tomorrow?
I'm So Excited - Le Tigre
 

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Thinger Thinger.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...



Opening Credits: London Halflife - Metric

Waking Up: L. Wells - Franz Ferdinand

First Day At School: Fergalicious - Fergie

Falling In Love: Soft Rock Star - Metric

Fight Song: What Is This Feeling - Wicked OBC

Breaking Up: Ghost in a Ditch - Franz Ferdinand

Prom: Andy, You're a Star - The Killers

Life: Wonderful Life - Gwen Stefani

Mental Breakdown: Empty - Metric

Driving: Buttons - Pussycat Dolls

Flashback: Sympathy - Billy Talent

Getting Back Together: Fuck Like a Star - Porcelain and the Tramps (NICEEE.)

Wedding: Oh La La - Goldfrapp

Birth of Child: The New Zero - Rasputina

Final Battle: Like Knives - City and Colour

Death Scene: Love Me or Hate Me - Lady Sovereign

Funeral Song: Defying Gravity - Wicked OBC

End Credits: Sugarcube - Porcelain and the Tramps