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UGH
fucking answer your fucking phone.
piss me off like crazy you're a fucking douch bag and half the time i fucking hate you.
you deserve shit right now and don't fucking care about anybody but your self.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PRICK
Im crazy fucking mad and would think it would be funny if you read this but you're a piece of shit. FUCK SAKES i want to sleep so i can just forget about you. I think all of this is stupid and worthless and don't want to be a fucking part of it you stupid fucking ass hole. fuck you. HFIWHIPGHSDI;BVK;FHBVIDBNKFWNKRH3QRFPO;AND
 

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---YOUR BOY SIDE—-

- You love hoodies.
- You love jeans.
-Dogs are better than cats.

it’s hilarious when people get hurt.
-Shopping is torture
-Sad movies suck.
- You own a car racing game.
- You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
-At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
- You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega.
- You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
- You have watched sports on TV
-Gory movies are cool.

-You go to your dad for advice.
-You own like a trillion baseball caps.
-You used to collect hockey cards.
-Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
-It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
- Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
- You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

-Sports are fun
-You talk with food in your mouth.
- You sleep with your socks on at night.
- You have fished at least once

—-YOUR GIRL SIDE—-

-You love to shop.
-You wear eyeliner

- You wear the color pink.
- You go to your mom to talk.
-You consider cheerleading a sport.
-You hate wearing the color black.
- You like going to the mall.
-You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
-You like wearing jewelry.
-You cried watching The Notebook.
-Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
-Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
-You are/were in gymnastics
-It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
- You smile a lot more than you should.
-You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
- You care about what you look like.
-You like wearing dresses when you can.
-You like wearing high heel shoes.
- You used to play with dolls as little kid.
-You like putting make-up on others.
-Pink is one of your favorite colors.

• Appearance •

-I am shorter than 5′5″.
-I have many scars.
-I tan/ burn easily.

- I wish my hair was a different colour.
-I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
-I have a tattoo.
-I am self-conscious about my appearance.
-I’ve had/have braces.
-I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
-I have more than two piercings.
-I have / had piercings in places besides my ears.

• Embarrassment •

-I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
-Disney movies still make me cry.
- I’ve snorted while laughing.
- I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
- I’ve glued my hand to something.
- I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

• Health •

-Broken a bone.
-I’ve had my tonsils removed.
- I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
-I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
-I’ve had serious surgery.
- I’ve had chicken pox.

• Traveling •

-I’ve driven / riden over 200 miles in one day.
- I’ve been on a plane.
- I’ve been to Canada.

-I’ve been to Cuba.
-I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
-I’ve been to Ottawa.
-I’ve gone to Sudbury.
-I’ve been to the Caribbean.
-I’ve been to Europe.
-I’ve been to Florida.

• Experiences •

- I’ve gotten lost in my city.
- I’ve seen a shooting star.
- I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.
- I’ve gone out in public in my pyjamas.
- I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
- I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.

I’ve been to a casino.
-I’ve been skydiving.
-I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
- I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
-I’ve crashed a car.
- I’ve been skiing.
- I’ve been in a musical.
- I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
-I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
- I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
- I’ve played a prank on someone.
- I’ve ridden in a taxi.

- I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- I’ve eaten Sushi.

- I’ve been snowboarding.

• Relationships •

- I’m single.
- I’m in a relationship.
-I’m engaged.
-I’m married.
- I miss someone right now.
-I’ve gotten divorced.
-I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.


• Honesty / Crime •

-I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.

- I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
- I’ve snuck out.
- I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
- I’ve cheated while playing a game.

- I’ve ran a red light.
- I’ve witnessed a crime.
- I’ve been in a fist fight.
-I’ve been arrested.

• Death and Suicide •

- I’m afraid of dying.
- I hate funerals.
- I’ve seen someone / something dying.
-Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide.
-you have planned your own suicide
-I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

• Materialism •

- I own over 5 rap CD’s.
- I have an unhealthy obsession with anime / manga.
-I own designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
-I own something from Pac Sun.
- I collected comic books.
- I own something from The Gap.
-I own something I got on E-Bay.
- I own something from Abercrombie

• Random •

- I can sing well.
-Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
-I open up to others easily
-I watch the news.
-I don’t kill bugs
- I sing in the shower.
- I am a morning person.
- I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
- I am a sports fanatic.
-I twirl my hair.
- I care about grammar.
-I have “?”’s in my screen name.
-I love spam.
- I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
-I bake well.
- My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
- I would wear pajamas to school.

-I like Martha Stewart.
- I know how to shoot a gun.
-I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
- I laugh at my own jokes
- I eat fast food weekly.

- I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
- I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
- I am really ticklish.
- I like white chocolate.
-I bite my nails.
- I’m good at remembering faces.
- I'm good at remembering names.
- I’m good at remembering dates.

-I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- All my answers were totally honest
 

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I think about how fast the months go by and how we have managed to be with each other
for so long but there's nothing about managing each other, there is just the two of us.
Love you jeremy.
 

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dun dun dunnnnnnn
WITH 2008 COMING TO AN END...

YES OR NO:

1. Have you had any relationships this year? yes
2. Have you had your birthday yet? yes
3. Drank Starbucks? yes
4. Went Camping? yes
5. Met someone special? yeah
6. Been out of country? no
7. What are you thinking about? getting my learners lol
8. How many people have you gotten into a fight with this year? a couple i guess

HAVE YOU:

1.) Hugged someone? yes
2.) Slept in someone else's bed? yup
3.) Got a job? yeah
4.) Loaned out money? yeah
5.) Gotten in a car accident? no
6.) Gone over your mobile phone bill? yes
7.) Been called a bitch? yeah
8.) Done something you regret? nope

2008: In The Beginning

Where did you go on New Years?: jeremys
Who were you with?: no one
Did you kiss anyone at midnight?no
Did you make any resolutions? probably

2008: Your Love Life

Did you break up with anyone? no
Who were you broken up with?:no one
Did you get anything for Valentine's day? something
Did you meet anyone special:yes
Did you fall in love?: mhmm

2008: Friends and Enemies

Did you meet any new friends this year?: yes
Did you dislike anyone?: yes
Did you make any new enemies?: sure
Did you resolve any fights?: probably
Who was your closest friend?: chelsea
Who did you grow apart from?: people
Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?: no

2008: Your BIRTHDAY!

Did you have a cake?maybe
What did you do for your birthday? hungout
Did you have a party?: no
Did you get any presents?: one
If so what was the best thing you got?: sopranos

2008: All about YOU

Did you change at all this year?: some what
Did you dye your hair?: yeah
Did you get your hair cut?: yup
Did you change your style?: nope haha
Were you in school?: yup
Did you get good grades?: yes
Did you have a job?: yes
Did you move at all?: nope
Did you go on any vacations? not really
Did you leave the country at all?: no
Would you change anything about yourself now?: maybe

2008: Wrap Up.

Is 2008 a good year? sure
Did 2008 bring any new insights?: many
Do you think 2009 will top 2008?: yeah
If you could relive any moment which would you choose? i don't know

LASTS:

Last person you hugged? jeremy
Last person to call you? jeremy
When was the last time you felt stupid? last night
Who did you last yell at? jeremy
What did you do today? waited

NINE THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:

01. Have you ever been in love: yes
02. Do you believe in love? yeah
03. Why did your LAST relationship fail? because it was just stupid
04. Have you ever been heartbroken: nah
05. Have you broken someones heart? sure
06. Have you ever fallen for your best friend? no
07. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? yes
08. Are you afraid of commitment? nope
09. Have you been in more than 5 serious relationships? nope

EMOTIONS

01. Are you missing someone right now? kinda
02. Are you happy?so-so
03. Are you eating anything? nuffin
04. Do you like someone right now? yes
05. If you could have anything, what would it be? i'm not sure

FIRSTS:

1. Who was your first grad date?jeremy
2. Do you still talk to your first love/like? yes
3. What was your first alcoholic drink? beer
4. What was your first job? extreme pita
5. What was your first car? i don't have one yet.
6. Who was the first person to text you today? jeremy
7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning? jeremy
8. Who was your first grade teacher? Mrs. S
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? can't remember
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? can't remember
12. Where was your first sleep over? dunno
13. Who was the first person you talked to today? miom
14. Whose wedding were you in the first time? my grade 2 teacher
15. What was the first thing you did this morning? went pee
16. What was the first concert you ever went to? billy talent
17. First tattoo or piercing? ears
18. First foreign country you went to?venezuela
19. When was your first detention? jr high
20. What was the first province you lived in? only alberta
21. Who was the first person to really break your heart? no one
 

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the grinch
 

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Rest in peace Roy Perkin, you were the happiest man I ever saw, you're some where better now.
=(
 

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666
everything is interesting.
 

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21st
14 months tmrw, Christmas shopping and you.
perfect.
 

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FUCK
IN FLAMES TONIGHT!
 

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che che che chiya
=) content.
 

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fuck me
I need a job =(
this is just so awful.
 

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yeahhh!!!
sick show boys, can't wait to see you all again tomorrow!!!
 

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What a wonder.
Awesome day, so happy to have seen you smiling so much, fuck, you're great.
Every thing's going great and it won't change, I love you jeremy.
 

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r.i.p Homer
you were a really good bud and will always be missed!
 

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disturbia
Dating-
dated someone older
dated someone outside of my race
dated someone my parents wouldn't approve of
dated someone who wasn't technically part of my sexual orientation
dated someone I met on the internet
dated someone I met at a bar
dated someone I knew I shouldn't have
dated more than one person at once
dated someone just to get laid
dated someone and lied about it
Total = 6

-Sex -
no longer a virgin
given oral
been given oral
watched x rated movie
lied about sexual history
cheated on boyfriend/girlfriend
threesome or more
one night stand
slept with someone who was cheating
slept with someone who's name you don't know
Total = 8


-Violence -
been in a fist fight
been in a fight involving a knife
been shot at
shot at someone
sucker punched someone
killed someone
knocked someone out
arrested for violence
convicted of a violent crime
been in a bar fight
Total = 1


-Alcohol / Drugs-
I drink / have drank alcohol
I smoke / have smoked a cigarette
I smoke / have smoked weed
I do / have done some other kind of drugs
I have done something I regret while drunk
I have something I regret while high
I have been arrested for a DUI / DWI
I have been arrested for possession of some kind of drug
I have OD'd
I have been to rehab
Total = 4


-Cruelty -
I have made someone cry.
I have betrayed someone
At some point it could be said i was 'vindictive'
I have kicked some sort of animal
Dumped someone by note, phone, or answering machine
Spit in someone's drink
Spit in someone's food
Stole someone's significant other
Spread a rumor about someone
Threatened someone's life
Total = 10

-Goofiness -
flashed someone
mooned someone
sung in the shower
skinny dipped
gotten detention/been on academic probation
snapped someone's bra
skipped class
been in a parade
pranked calls
kissed a stranger
Total = 11

PRISON YEARS: 40
 

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