My name's Ramone, and I am Calgary's Number One DJ!
Fuck all of you who think you're the best.
I'll rape you in the ass with the 1's and 2's, and shoot my load out your mouth.
All you pieces of shit who think you're better than me, suck a fucking dick.
You play at a big club? Fuck you.
I'm the best DJ in this shithole of a city and don't you fucking forget it.
You faggots got something to say? Tell someone who cares.
I'm out douchebags, peace.
Ramone <3