I don't like to work. Don't like to be told what to do. Don't like to bathe. Don't like pooping. I don't like South Park stereotypical views of Canadians. I don't like crying babies. I don't like people who blame drugs for people being stupid when they already were to begin with. I don't like the Pope or his silly hat, he looks like the emperor off of Star Wars.
* Fact - Emos try to be different...and succeed miserably. Then they get their ass beaten.
* Fact - They all dress the same!
* Fact - Emo bands don't all just sound/look the same but they are actually the same band.
* Fact - The Emos' inner turmoil stems from one crushing fact. They purport to only want to go out in the rain - to hide the tears that stream endlessly down their faces - yet the rain messes up their "ridiculously cool" hair - what to do? You can see the harm this kind of problem inflicts...
* Fact - Emos are spreading across the entire globe and it's happening right NOW - Mongolia has already been lost.
* Fact - Emos are OBSESSED with Panic! At the Disco and My Chemical Romance
* Fact - Emos spend almost the same amount of money on their hair as their make-up (only applies to male Emos).
* Fact - The one thing Emos fear most is death, generally their own.
* Fact - Walter Sobchak did not watch his buddies die face down in the muck for this to happen.
* Fact - Tell an Emo that you and everyone else understands and cares and they will have a breakdown (sometimes they may even spontaneously combust).
* Fact - Eating Emo-meat will pass the Emo retrovirus into your system.
* Fact - Emos are easy to spot, but hard to catch, thus making Emo-hunting all the more exciting.
* Fact - According to the theory of conservation of Emo, you cannot kill an Emo, but instead only change its form.
* Fact - Being Emo is Emo and not Emo at the same time according to quantum theory.
* Fact - Emos don't have Arts & Crafts at school, since they always abuse the tools.
* Fact - Emos are generally made of space-dust and have no sense of humour.
* Fact - If you are ever likely to meet an Emo, always carry a silver stake and a bottle of holy water (a hand grenade would be useful as well); angle grinders also work well.
* Fact - Emos travel in packs; the weakest one is always hiding in the middle.
* Fact - Emos think they are hard; and they are, if you think that Angel Delight is as good for cutting metal as a diamond edged angle grinder.
* Fact - If you use an angle grinder to remove their hand then they will transmegamortify into a Super Emo by course that they think losing the limb is the ultimate in self harm, this can be avoided by cutting to (no pun) the chase and going for the head.
* Fact - Emos suck, not only themselves but also their Emo-companion (only males). (": They already have a pussy, They don't need another one...", famous emo folktale)
* Fact - Emos die easiest in two ways: 1) being eaten by a grue, 2) being roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
* Fact - Emo blood has similar properties to stomach acid
* Fact - Emos do not realize that their constant whining nad deep shit doesn't make us care, but hate them in every way known to mankind.
* Fact - Emo kids love DDR and can do any song on the hardest setting.
* Fact - Emos are allergic to daylight.
EMO KIDS!
