Bill Gates makes all the computers
Cause Windows is better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
He could teach you, but his cheque's too large

I know you want it
A Windows XP
What the nerds go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way he winds
I think it's time

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Extra RAM
La la la la la
The nerds are waiting
La la la la la
Fuck IBM
La la la la la
It's not worth buying

I can see you want it
You want me to teach the
Techniques that make me rich
It's not a glitch
All pirates get caught
Watch if you're smart

Oh, once you get involved
In active online trading
You must present your biz
Same time maintain your whiz, oh
Just get the perfect blend
Then you'll be rich like him

The next their stocks will fall
And then they've lost it all

La la la la la
Extra RAM
La la la la la
The nerds are waiting
La la la la la
Fuck Apple
La la la la la
Not worth the hassle