Grade 9 Mccoy/ Hockey/Single
The 15 Hockey Commandments
1.Thou shalt not have no other sports before thee.
2.Thou shalt not take the name of thy Lord Scotty Bowman, in vain (for fear of getting benched).
3.Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
4.Thou shalt not shoot pucks at the goalie's head during warm-ups.
5.Thou shalt honor copenhagen and skoal.
6.Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy crease.
7.Thou shalt not enter the neutral zone with thy head down
8.Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thou wants to see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
9.Thou shalt not back down from a fight.
10.Thou shalt not disobey veterans.
11.Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
12.Thou shalt drink beer.
13.Thou shalt not root for the blackhawks.
14.Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
15.Thou shalt not lust after broads on the Jumbo Tron unless thy sluts have very large breasts
If beer has never touched your lips,
you've never packed a dip or dropped the mitts,
Chances are you're not a hockey player,
at least your not a very good one"
-Todd Bertuzzi
You miss 100% of the shots you dont take.
-Wayne Gretzky
I Don't Go Where The Puck Is, I Go Where The Puck Is Going To Go
-Wayne Gretzky
I Don't Care If You Have To Put The Puck In Your Mouth And Jump In The Net!
-Glen Wagner
When you've got the puck, they can't score
-Paul Coffey
"We didn't lose the game, we just ran out of time."
-Vince Lombardi
"Heros get rembered, but legens never die."
-Pavel Bure
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"
-Unknown