If I could have any one super power, i'd have the power to become obsolete.
Really- its a million times better than invisibility- not only can you become no longer in use (pretty much the same as invisibility but people can still see you and huck things at you.) but you can be replaced with a newer, better self. Could you imagine that? The power to be Obsolete. whenever shit went wrong, you could just become obsolete and pretty much die off but at the same time being replaced with an improved you. Think about it- if every time you died you came back as a better version of you, the more times you become obsolete, the greater you get.
Pfft, Superman's powers are weak sauce, i'd
own his ass with Obsolete! And then- once you finally turn into this super-adept-hybrid of a human life form, you'd end up being some poor third world, underdeveloped country's God because you'd be this picture of some sort of flawless divine being that only gets stronger the more times you kill it. . .
Maan, if God had thought of THAT before he came down here, he
so woulda fucked shit up.
