Patricia: Ashley, Justin has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Ashley: Justin...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
Patricia: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Ashley: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Justin: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Ashley's wife.
(Ashley and Cody drink.)
Patricia: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Cody drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Patricia: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Cody: Oh God.
(Cody takes a drink.)
Justin: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Cody: Oh come on!
(Cody drinks again.)
Patricia: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Cody: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
Jusitn: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Ashley and Patricia stare in silence)
Justin: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Patricia and Ashley keep staring)
Jusint: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
\Patricia: Who was that guy?
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