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family guy quotes
Patricia: Ashley, Justin has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Ashley: Justin...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?



Patricia: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Ashley: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Justin: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Ashley's wife.
(Ashley and Cody drink.)
Patricia: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Cody drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Patricia: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Cody: Oh God.
(Cody takes a drink.)
Justin: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Cody: Oh come on!
(Cody drinks again.)
Patricia: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Cody: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)


Jusitn: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Ashley and Patricia stare in silence)
Justin: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Patricia and Ashley keep staring)
Jusint: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
\Patricia: Who was that guy?


Ahaha i love it
 

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to ashley from patricia
Ashley: (when she's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Ashley : (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Patricia: Because you touch yourself at night.



Ashley: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Patricia: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Justin, kick.
Ashley: Patricia, he's a paraplegic!
Patricia: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Justin, kick!


Patricia: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Ashley: Fifty bucks.
:Patricia: She had nine STDs.
Ashley: Forty-five bucks.
Patricia: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Ashley: Fifty bucks.

hehe i stole these from family guy & used our names
 

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HAHA CRAZY ASHLEY & PAtricia
(b)Patricia(b)says:
i have commitment phobea

(K) Maybe We Should Kiss To Break The Tension (K) says:
lol i kno

(b)Patricia(b says:
its an actually condition

(K) Maybe We Should Kiss To Break The Tension (K) says:
ya i kno

(b)Patricia(b) says:
i feel mental
 

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hehe
Did You Know That Your My Hero
The Only Reason I Continue To Rock & Roll
The Only Reason I Continue To Dream
The Only Reason I Continue ToHold My Head Up High
 

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~*~NaMeee

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Put Yourself In Her Position, All shes Needs Is Recognition
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#6
{N}ame Here__Z_ Holdontome... {M}iddlename Here


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I stare up at the stars,
I wonder just where you are,
You feel a million miles away.
I wonder just where you are...
Was it something I said,
Or something I never did?
Or was I always in the way?
Was it something I did...
Can someone tell me what to say,

To just make you stay?
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It"S nOt A lOoK,

iT's A pAsSiOn!

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Instead of holding you, I was holding out.
I should've let you in, but I let you down.
You were the first to give ,I was the first to ask.
Now I'm in second place, to get a second chance.
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#2
Sup BabyGirl?
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