Hey there cuties.
This is us mixed together. Now how do you like them apples. we are two of the funniest freakin girls alive. trust me. we laugh at pretty much anything. An ideal date for us together is walking around on a beach holding hands. but not actually. eating is our fortay.

FUNNY QUOTES MEMORIES LAUGH ATTACKS

"they both have ex ugly girlfriends that they had sex with..HAHAHA..and that they thought they loved!"

"which culture is better..well lets see: _______ drink than kill people where as ______ just kill people but they both try and take over the world"

"well ______ are impaired when they kill people"

"k this is gonna sound really stupid..but what did ______ do? like i know we're against them i just dont know why. umm dom, well ya see, theres this plane..oh god. so were against them? ya dom."

"they both have a little variety of clothing"

"WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO HAIRY"

"dom, whats a tipi?. uh you gotta be kidding me right? no seriously what is it.

"lolypop candy man haha o thats not how it goes. loly pop candy man. hahah yes loly pop gummy bears."

"love it or like it. or FUCK YOU shit bag!"

"Chow pups…HAHA PUPS…I mean pubs…PUBS?....fuck! I meant pubes!"

"and we will laugh damit."

"murp. shit bag. shit face. fuck bag. what the shit. ya big nit. o shit son"

"nothing much just dancing with a jewish monkey and eating grapes and meat chunks
and turkey jizz."


"did I tell you about the pube joint? No tell me. Okay so they thought it would be funny if they played a joke on this guy at a party. So instead of giving him a real joint they filled it with pubes..awwww sick. So whos pubes? Is that a question? ya whos pubes? Its noone. Whos pubes though? ITS NOT A PERSON! But whos pubes?? WHAT pubes isn’t a person. No! but it was hair right? Yes. So whos hair?
oooooooooo."

"you know what would be so cool? If I could have a little person this big so if it ever pissed me off I’d be like ‘if you dont fucking stop or I’ll bite your ear off. No even better, ill rip your dick off!!"


"there was this aunty(as in ant..little creature crawling on the ground) and we were all looking at it. It was super pathetic. Like wow. An aunt on the ground. Omg letter make it to the center of our world!! Ya like my drunk aunt twitching on the floor."

"o o o tick tick ticky..HAHAHAHHAHA what the hell is so funny? I meant to
say ticky juice. Fuck turkey jizz! O O O O O O O O O o I thought you were gonna
say ticky juice."

"when sam had her head in my legs and then I was laughing so I spun the chair and I squashed her head and then turkey jizz came out!! Dom..that wasn’t turkey jizz that was my brain flew out."

"DOM THAT GUY IS HOT BEHIND US..WHAT..turns around..AWWW YEEEE!!! aw yeee. Yeeeee. Aw yeeeee. Hey look the window is open. O no."

"Hey , hey you know whats funny?...uh no what ?ok so yiann was like , if that would have been a spider I would have crapped my pants. He was serious too!!!! AHAHA ilove it I love it, And then I wouldn’t be in like with him anymore …I LOVE IT!"

"feed him to his aunt milly. chicken filly."

"OH NO I WAS TRYING TO BE CREEPY...well you are creepy phill."

"mom. i hate my sisters guts. shutup and eat whats infront of you"

Our favorite things:
-chocolate
-johnny depp
-chocolate on johnny depp....naked=)
-laughing
-junk food pig outs.
-sleep overs and all nighters.
-sneaking out
-parties
-summer time
-stampede
-alchohol aka vodka.
-slurpees
-creepy people
-jokes aka dead baby jokes, mama jokes, blonde jokes, dumb jokes. jokes all around.
-monkeys
-grass fights which include boob touching and screaming
-water fights
-the fact are parents that always ask if were high or drunk because we laugh at everything haha.

things we dont like:
-jerks. ass holes. overly creeps.
-orlando bloom.
-eating or smelling fish
-being sober
-guys that dont treat their girlfriends with respect
-being so confused