the names Cassandra...

god MADE weed! why not induldge?

Genesis 1:29-
And God said, Behold, I have given you every HERB BEARING SEED, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

A Friend With Weed Is A Friend Indeed!

Lifes a bytch...Smoke Weed

PoCompton Biatch! what?! what?! ye yea!

Like..W-T-F!


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F U C K THE SYSTEM
i gossip - so i guess i´m a shit disturber
i show some skin - so i guess i´m a tramp
i like to get my nails done - so i guess i´m a prep
i say what was on my mind - so i guess i´m a bitch
i´ve cried - so i guess i’m high maintenance
i like to dance && shake my ass - so i guess i´m a hoe
i´ve been stabbed in the back 1OO times - so i guess i´m a drama queen
im nice - so i guess i´m fake
i´ve been sad - so i guess i´m emo
i wear black - so i guess i´m a punk
i´ve been lied to - so i guess i´m naive
i´ve looked in the mirror and actually thought I was pretty - so i guess i´m concieded
i like to get shitfaced with my friends - so i guess i´m an alcoholic
i´ve talked to someones boyfriend - so i guess i´m a slut
go ahead label me - you´ll do it anyways..

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BONGS!!

Snowboarding

marajuana....

getting drunk out of ur fcuking mind! woo hoo!

when u got lots of chronic

doobies to the dome



bringing a camera EVERYWHERE u go! always a good idea.. u catch the best moments.. engraved in a picture to remember forever

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Fave movies: cruel intentions, girl interupted, tomb raider
Fave music: system of a down, sublime, AC DC, 50 cent, Dixichicks, shania twain, toby kieth, oldies, tony yayo, young buck, tupac etc.
Fave animal: horse
Fave liquor: R&R, Alize, budwieser, Crown Royal
Fave actors/singers: angelina jolie, Ryan Phillipe and pharell (hottest ppl ever!)

~Paste This On Your Page If You've Ever Pushed A Door That Said Pull~

STONERS BALLAD
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Hit that bong
Now pull it through
Blow it out
Now I'm as stoned as you
Pack another chop
Bust out the weed
Roll up a doob
Pick out them seeds
Pull out the zig zags
Find me some snipps
Can't find a lighter
Using the stove is a bitch
Save up the stems
Save up the roaches
Then make some oil
And give me some tokage

By: Cassandra...ME!

20 WAY FOR A WOMAN TO TELL THEY'VE HAD TO MUCH TO DRINK!!!
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while
yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I
could do it too.
4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless hooker
than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though
I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.
7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays
because "Oh my God! I love this song!"
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or
dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them
half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just
lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG
WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing)
and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly
pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having
problems walking straight


You know you're a stoner when::
*The question "What were we just talking about? " confuses you to no end!*
*It takes you more than 15 minutes to roll a joint.*
*You start every sentence with - uhhh!.*
*You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.*
*You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.*
*Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.*
*You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home.*
*Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....*
*You spot the numbers 420 everywhere you go."
*You have to read everything 20 times before you get it.*
*You walk halfway home from the convenience store and then realize you drove there.*
*You drop your joint and search around your entire lawn for 30 mins only to realize it's in your mouth.*
*You eat a frozen burrito because your to lazy to go cook it.*
*Everywhere you go people say you look tired or sad.*
*You accidentally puff on the wrong side of the lit joint*
*You go to KFC and ask for "Some of that chicken shit man"*
*You check your pockets 5 different times for a lighter and proclaim its lost, then on the 6th time you find it..."
*You throw everything out of your closet onto the floor in an attempt to create the ultimate hotbox."
*You and your friends argue about who has to answer the phone until it stops ringing.*
*You answer with your mind thinking you're actually speaking, then wonder why they dont reply*
*You get turned on by the high times centerfold*
*You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.*

those ppl who walk soooooooo SLOW in the mall!

The Government

stuck up chicks who r spoiled lil s h i t s

Hangovers

nasty ugly guys who think they can get wit this

bad breath & BO

Simple Plan

when ma weed supply runs dry

when ALL ur dealers go dry AT ONCE

loosing a pipe or breaking a bong

whinney bratty children

spilling ur liqour

when someone else drinks all ma liqour

when ppl put out their smokes in ur liqour

when i loose or get jacked up a lighter and i cant find one when i need one