Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1. Your Name: Kelly
second most common Irish surname ever

2. Your Age: 17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park. Score!!!

3. One Of Your Friends: Bailey
the most amazing girl you will ever meet. very musical and super sweet... also amazingly beautiful even though she doesnt believe it

4. What You Should Be Doing: something
a word that commonly denotes a variable in an example syntax

5. Your Favorite Color: blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6. Your Birthplace: williams lake
A town that has one of the finest white rappers in all of the universe.

7. Last Person You Texted:Dylan

Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone. (lol)

8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: water
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

10. last thing you ate: mc donalds
Contrary to popular belief, McDonalds in NOT a restaurant. Restaurants usually COOK food. McDonalds just heats it back up in a damn microwave. Nearly a synonym with hellhole. Known to hire hobos. Average IQ of people inside is 7. This is due to the brain shutting down from the sheer nastiness of their food. Prolonged exposure almost always results in permanent, extensive brain damage.