Pick the month you were born:
January-----I kicked
February----I loved
March-------I smoked
April-------I hugged
May---------I choked on
June--------I murdered
July--------I did the Macarena with
August------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October-----I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boy/girlfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------myself
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a permanent marker
30------a llama
31------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing today:
White-------because I'm cool like that.
Black-------because that's how I roll.
Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------because the voices told me to.
Blue--------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green-------because I hate myself.
Purple------because I'm cool.
Gray--------because I was drunk.
Yellow------because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange------because I hate my family.
Brown-------because I was lost.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself