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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE
I am a nymphomaniac gym rat. That is my life.

BASICS

Height:174 cm - 178 cm (5'9" - 5'10")
Weight:74 Kg - 77 Kg (161 lbs - 170 lbs)
Birthday:September 28, 1988
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Long term
Location:British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:06:39pm | Oct 18, '04
Profile Updated:02:30am | Dec 16, '09
Last Active:07:04am | Jul 12, '08

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ABOUT ME

Haven't been on here for a very long time! Just got my hair cut; faux-hawk, bitches!

I'll take some pictures when I am not a lazy vagina. This will probably be fairly difficult, because I am, in fact, a lazy vagina.

I am going to school now for my bachelor of Information Technology. It is kind of hard to make friends, because 9.75 / 10 kids in my class are complete dorks. This is really saying something from someone going for a degree in IT! Haha...

The only reason I ever look presentable is because my woman keeps me in line. My hobby is graphic designing; apparently it doesn't carry through to my attire. So, I go to the mall and she picks everything for me. Like most men, I whine like a bitch when I spend more than 15 minutes at the mall (my feet hurt just thinking about it).

I am quite the character. If you wanna get to know me just drop me a line. What the fuck is that supposed to mean, anyway? Drop me a line.... pfft (it's 3am, oh lawdy.. please forgive me).

Lazy vagina out.

This is my titty ring, yarr! I am a pirate. Not of the poo variety. Definitely not.



check out this hot ass gangstaRrr <3 that ass is mine all mine :D
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LIKES

I'm getting my date of birth and getting THE FXCK OFF THIS PLANE!"
"I had a good fucking. Time... I meant time.
"5x5 is 24? I've got a fxckin' monkey teaching me math!!!" - jess
"Hey you......come here..."
"OH NO!! OH NO!!! OHHHH NOO!!!!.....ooohhhhh YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


"ok, i'll come by in 15 minutes, just having a fight with Katy Wheelhouse on MSN. She thinks it's Kim."
- My mom talking to my 13 year old sisters friend

"I think.. I cut myself" - Jeff D (this is after falling on a beer bottle he just smashed on the ground at my house... he went to the hospital 5 minutes later... hahhaha)

<3Jess

DISLIKES

I hate mean people. Sure, I'm an asshole. However, I am not a mean person. Mean people like... are mean and, uh, stuff... While, I'm just a chocolate starfish... Who doesn't love chocolate? At least girls on their rag like me, right?