A few days ago Jeff and I were babysitting this kid Ryan, we took him up to the pool to watch a Warhammer tournament and while he was there he took someone's figurine. When we got back to Ryan's house he gave Jeff the figurine and said it was from his toy box, so we took the toy to the game store, Sober Dwarf, and asked her to ask anyone with an Ork army if they were missing a piece. Someone claimed the figurine so we told Ryan's dad and he flipped out on us and said we were trying to persecute his son. He told Jeff that if he wasn't out of town in two days he was going to hurt him and he told me that I'm not allowed going with him. I don't know what's going through Rod's mind, maybe he's embarrassed that he doesn't know how to raise a kid.

In my opinion, I don't even think the kid is his. How often do a couple who both have dark hair and dark eyes have a kid with blonde hair and blue eyes?