Herro, and welcome to Angry Naked Morgan. I'm 22 years old, single and a scorpio. My interests are Long walks on the beach, violence, and not wearing underwear. I'm currently a loser and am looking to expand my horizons by working to become like my personal hero K-Fed. I'm hoping to meet a rich, naturally blonde oriental girl with a 34 C cup who would like nothing more than to support and love me while I execute: Operation be greasy and wear a trucker hat on the couch. Though just 1 girl like this will do I'm open to having 3 or 4. Thank you, and as they say in France, Buenos Noches.

Hipping And Hopping Like The Young Folk Do
Eating
Yelling
Close Quarters Weaponry
Herpes
Piercing: Eyebrow, Septum, Tongue, Lip
Tattooing: 2 lines of runic on arms
Long Walks On The Beach
Fruit
Hubble

When you get really drunk and wake up in your grandma's bathtub.
When you get asked out by a girl but shes a dude.
When you miss Will and Grace.
Agreeing to go to brokeback mountain not knowing what its about and then the donut punching starts and youre like omgwtf?!
When girls say they wanna meet or hook up without the damn decency to bring me a ritualitic offering of fruit, like some kiwis or orange, hell even though it's not a complex carbohydrate bananas will do too..geeze.