Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets
So love the people who treat you right,
forget about the ones who don't and,
believe that everything happens for a reason.
If you get a chance, take it.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said that it'd be easy,
they just promised it would be worth it;;
True friends ~ a good friend will bail u outta jail a best friend will be sittin next to u sayin "THAT WAS FUCKIN AWSOME!!!!"
Living and doing crazy (or stupid, depneds how u look at it) shit, almost dyin and living to telll about it
~ my car
~ 2002 mitsubishi eclipse gt - 3L v6 - wings west body kit and spoiler - 18inch rims - lowered - exhaust
###### FUNNY STUFF I STOLE FROM EVERYONE ELSE #####
*favorite quotes*
~"im not a huge fan of drinking i can be confident and stupid on my own"...
~ Don't let your dreams be dreams
~ kids in cars can cause accidents, accidents in cars can cause kids ~
~ early bird gets teh worm, the second mouse gets the cheese ~
*Chinese Proverbs*
~Man who run in front of car get tired
~Man who run behind car get exhausted.
~Man with hand in pocket feel c*cky all day.
~Man with one chopstick go hungry.
~Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
~Man who scratch a*s should not bite fingernails.
~Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
~It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner
is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares .
and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring
pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry
and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror,
and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask
the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's
those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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