i never saw it coming
and i shoulda started running, a long long time ago

i have no clue wat 2 get my mother for xmas

any idea??

sombody gave me the finger while driving
lol

its sucks 2 be sick on ur bday

going 2 camp tomorow
but i dont really wanna go
and its for 3 weeks!!!!

im sooooo happy im finaly leaving corinthia
ESBCHS HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 more days

5 MORE DAYS TILL BANFF!!!!

This is a quiz to see just how blonde you are!! Read the questions and
you can either right down your answers or just remember them....when
you're done,copy and paste, and change the subject to I am (%) blonde.
DONT CHEAT OR ITS NO FUN!
DONT CHEAT OR ITS NO FUN!
DONT CHEAT OR ITS NO FUN!

1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one
side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does
the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?


2.) There is a 1-story-house and everything in the house is
green.The rug, the TV, the phone,the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the
walls, everything.
What color are the stairs?
3.) There are 3 pine trees. If the wind is blowing north, what way are
the leaves blowing?
4.) How many words make up 'Webster's Dictionary'?

5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to

pay the medical bills. What can she do?

6.) What do you put in a toaster?
7.) What do cows drink?
8.) If Cingular wireless called you and told you that you have been on
your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now,
what would you do?


9.) You have 2 coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One
isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?

10.) If a rooster lays an egg on a roof, where one side is angled at 70 degrees, and the other 60 degrees, which side will the egg roll off of?



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Answers

1.) Orphans don't have parents.

2.) It is a 1-story-house. There are no stairs.

3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.

4.) 2 words. 1-Webster's 2-Dictionary

5.) Widows don't have husbands.

6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the
bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.

7.) They drink water. Not milk.

8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they care
how long you talked on your home phone?

9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter,than the other has to
be.

10.) Roosters don't lay eggs.

Scores
0 missed...0% blonde
1 missed...10% blonde
2 missed...20% blonde
3 missed...30% blonde
4 missed...40% blonde
5 missed...50% blonde
6 missed...60% blonde
7 missed...70% blonde
8 missed...80% blonde
9 missed...90% blonde
10 missed...100% blonde

Ok,when your done send this to EVERYONE you know,including the person
who send it to you! And reply in the subject box of what percentage of
blonde you are.

i finally finished my big ass fuckin
retarded story for french class
that was like completely pointless
cause like theres like no chance im
gonna rite anythin in my life when im older
it took forever
and it fuckin sucked!!!!

my life is soooo boring