10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT EVERYONE

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
HELL YEAH! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fuckin floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is "New and Improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something be