I am shorter than 5'4.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have some friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I've had more than 5 hair colours.
I have cut my own hair.
I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/am getting braces.
I wear glasses.
I wear contacts.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercing in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.

Family/Home Life

I've sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I've had children.
My family has lost a child.

School/Work

I'm in school.
I have a job.
I like school.
I've fallen asleep at school.
I almost always do my homework.
I've missed a week or more of school.
I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I've stolen something from my job.
I've been fired.

Embarrassment

I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've peed from laughing.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip/drop in public.

Health

I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've gotten stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.

Traveling

I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to USA.
I've been to Mexico.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.

Experiences

I've gotten lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've kicked a guy in the sack.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car.
I've been Skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding.

Relationships

I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've gotten divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've said i love someone when i dont believe in love.
I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality

I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've had a crush on a teacher.
I am a cuddlier.
I've kissed in the rain.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime

I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I've snuck out of my house.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.

Death and Suicide

I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
I've planned my own suicide.
I've attempted suicide.
I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own iPod or MP3 player.
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I collect comic books.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on e-bay.
I own something from Abercrombie.

Random

I like to sing.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I like Martha Stewart.
I know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with the idea of love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.(sometimes).
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1) Your name?
Emily : slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
she drives me crazy, shes such an Emily.

2) Your age?
15 : Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.


3) One of your friends.
Megan : A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!

4) What should you be doing?
Dishes : something a man makes a women do while he does nothing


5) Favorite color?
Green : yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?


6) Hometown?
Kelowna : (Ke'low'na) Also known as K-Town

Kelowna is a growing city resting on the edge of the Okanagan Lake.

Party Mecca for Canadian teens. But has a big problem with: Wiggers, Natives, and Crystle Meth.


7) Month of your birthday?
July : A month when mostly the hottest girls are born

8) Last person you talked to?
Nick : the most amazing person alive with a huge penis


oh wow... omg...



9) Your nickname?

Em : 1. A typically short girl, who makes up for her lack of height with her extreme beauty, hilarious sense of humour and outgoing nature.

2. Another word for a somewhat violent and openly bitchy girl who hates many people, but for good reasons, and is not afraid to voice her opinions.

3. Term used for a girl desired by many, but remains faithful to her one true love, even when he treats her like shit

If you are 0 - 10% You are not dumb
If you are 11 - 25% You are a little dumb
If you are 26 - 50% You are moderately dumb
If you are 51 - 75% You are pretty dumb
If you are 76 - 100% You are really dumb

Tally up your number of X's. Multiply that number by 2 to get your percentage.

[X] You have walked into a glass/screen door on more than 1 occasion.
[X] You have tripped on your own shoelace.
[x] You have choked on your own spit and thought you were going to die.
[ ] You have seen the matrix a bunch of times and still dont get it.
[ ] You type with your two pointer fingers.
[X] You have accidentaly caught something on fire.
[ ] You find aqua teen hunger force hilarouis.
[ ] You have told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] You have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentaly went in your nose rather than your mouth.
[X] Sometimes when you think of something funny, you laugh out loud and people look at you weird.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have accidentaly caused an explosion.
[x] You have turned into a "Do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[ ] You have been in a car accident because you weren't paying attention.
[ ] You have been caught driving drunk.
[X] Sometimes you just...stop thinking.
[ ] It is possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] After answering that you tried to lick your elbow.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] People often tell you to use your inside voice.
[ ] Food has fallen out of your mouth while talking.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have eaten a bug for 5$ or less.
[ ] You have puked in your friend's car.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You repost chain letters because you're scared of what they threaten will happen if you don't.
[X] You have fallen up the stairs before.
[ ] You forgotten to put the car in reverse and have moved forward rather than backward.
[X] You have peed your pants.
[ ] You have ran around naked when you were drunk.
[ ] You have failed a class in school.
[X] You accidentaly break things.
[ ] You admire George W. Bush's intelligence.
[X] Your friends know not to use big words on you.
[X] Your friends like you because you're fun to laugh at.
[X] You cock your head to the side when you're confused.
[X] You thought the word "cock" was funny in the previous sentence..
[ ] You crashed your car into a stationary object.
[X] You sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what you were talking about.
[X] You have fallen out of a chair before.
[x] When you're laying in bed, you sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[ ] You are/were in special ed.
[ ] You take ADD medication.
[ ] You don't get it.
[ ] You had to count these X's about 7 times before you could get the final number.

A BLOCK: team sports

- Who sits beside you?: its p.e we dont sit
- Did you ever fall asleep in this class? nope.
- Who asks you for help most? kylie
- Have you ever skipped? hahah no! this early in the skool yr?

B BLOCK: French

- Who sits to your right? Zach
- Are you failing this class? no
- Is this your favorite class? yah!!!
- What reminds you of this class? france?
- What do you do during this class? talk, class discussions

C BLOCK: Peer tutoring

- Is your crush in this class? in a gr 8 class? hahah no!
- Do you ever have fun in this class? yes
- What's your teacher like? weird
- Who sits beside you? no one.
- Who sits in front of you? no one.

D BLOCK: Biology 12 AP

- Who do you talk to? MArissa, steph, chantel
- Do you chew gum in this period? always
- Is your best friend in this class? no
- Who sits beside you? chantel

=) =Turn on .
=( = Turn off.
=| = Don't really care.

WHEN A GUY:

is taller than you= =)
wears braces= =(
has green eyes= =|
has blue eyes = =)
has brown eyes= =)
drinks alcohol= =|
smokes pot= =|
wears glasses= =(
plays sports= =)
smiles a lot= =) =)
calls you just to say hi = =)
lets you know he was thinking about you= =)
compliments you= =)
shaves his legs= =(
wears shorts= =|
wears jewelry= =|
has brown hair= =)
has black hair = =|
has blonde hair = =)
has red hair= =(
wears makeup= =(
can make you laugh at any given moment= =)
loyal= =)
laid back= =)
plays guitar= =|
plays drums= =|
sings= =|
nice body= =) =)
he can draw= =)
smokes cigarettes= =(
tattoos= =|
does drugs= =(
piercings= =|
works= =|
pays for you= =|
has long hair= =(
smiles when you walk into the room= =)
works out= =)

Don't cheat.
It's pretty good.
Write your answers underneath the question.
The answers are at the bottom, BUT don't cheat.
Then repost this for others to answer.

1.Your favorite color out of: (red, black, green, blue, yellow)?
red

2. Your first initial?
E

3. Month you were born?
July

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
black

5. Name one of your friends?
Megan

6.Whats your favorite number?
2

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
flying

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
ocean

9. Think of a wish but don't write it down.

Answers.
1. If you choose:
Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.
Yellow - You are a very happy person.

2. If you're initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossem
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend

6. This is how many true friends you have in your lifetime

7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and yourself are very reserved and not emotional.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people but have many emotions

yanno
a smart friend of mine told me one day
while we were hugging
that we are just 2 lonely people
desperate fro someone to care for us
to love us
and to need us

so when will this guy come who will be just that?
if he has come? why wont he tell me?

so ya i guess i kinda fucked up
i piss everyone off
i make life miserible for everyone
so y am i here?
i like guys yes.. and i have lots of them elading me on right now
it confuses me
it fcuks wiht my head
t oisses me off too
cuz then i end up hurting a guy thats actually cared
and actually was real
whats wrong with me??

Well you stole my heart
and ill get it back
but look me in the eyes babe,
tell me y u love me like that
why you love me like that

well i walk this world
felt time own love
and after all this walkin babe
still got me crawlin on the floor
crawlin on the floor

and now,
this world, keeps on spinning
every minute that ur in it

how, can you turn and walk away
pretending everythings ok?
\tell me why you turn your back
tell me why you love me like that?
why you love me like?

Birthday in like.. omg!! 3 days!!!
poo.. i have to work for my b-day tho...


~~~~
OK.. BIRTHDAY 2MORROW!!
i no.. im lame.. i have nuthin planned.. just work untill 3.. but i cant rly do n e thing.. cuz yanno.. its kinda this thing.. where i have to work sat mornign aswell..

i!LAME!i

what do ya do when you like a guy.. but hs just getting out of a bad relationship
he likes you, and he asks you out
you wanna be with him, but you no she will blame u for him breaking up with her
he really likes you, but shes gonna turn all ur friends against you if u go with him.
?????
gah!!!! y is life so confusing?!?!

yanno.. it rly tells me sumthin when
im all upset... and i feel like i need a hug rly badly...
and of all the people i can think of that i concider my friends...
only one of them would actually give me the hug if i asked for it..

thank god shes always there for me YYY

too bad the others r all fakes..

like to actually sit there.. and think of all the people who u consider to be ur friend..
f all these people that pass us by in our life... how many of them would actually consider helping you out when ur rly down.. and nuthins goin right.. and all u rly need is some encouragement and a smile...

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.


[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realise it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.



total= 31
oh wow.. this kinda sucks..
i guess this means i rly am a retard..

to be loved
for you to love
you to hold me
you to want me
you to need me
you to be not beable to breathe without me
you to feel the same way
was it too much to ask?
am i going overboard?
will you leave me heer to drownd? i guess so..
im in the water
cant swim too well
and ur no where to be found
come be my hero.. come and save me..