FLOGGING MOLLY!!!




InVaDeR ZiM!!!!!!!





as your attorney i advise you to get a fast car with no roof. then we'll need the coke... and we'll have to go armed. to the teeth



well my dear friend. allow me to explain myself.

i am the oppsite to what i am
but i am never what isnt truly me
which is why in the end my sweetest companion
i need you to complete my puzzle
to take the place of what i am missing
so i can love and be loved unconditionally in return

this is the only good thing ive written all year.




drunk walking. you think youve taken one step. but really you ran/stumbled really fast to the other side of the room.






i have a good friend for every day of the year. of course in heather land a year is only three days long. but dont worry about it becuase sam ashley and little ashley...r all i need! <3




the most beautiful girl i know. she is strangly easy to subcatagorize as styishly emo. its a rare occurance. <3 i love you ashly my little geranium toasty.



ten simple rules??? ten easy days???

oooh how to lose a guy in 10 days!!!

lmao. ashley....were not to bright eh???

Definition:- Junkie warp.....
when your doin drugs and you dont think its a bad thing. and you dont think anything has changed. but everything has. and slowly your perception of what was normal gets warped.your in a black hole being vacuumed. that is junkie warp.

thx sam and kirstie for pulling my ass outta hte junkie jive. id've been vacuumed for sure if you guys had left me. <3


ThE pOsTaL sErViCe!!!



whos emo now biatch?!?!

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song im obsessed with for today or the rest of the week!
sean paul!-temperature
fat bottom girls-queen

movies of the weeks!

fear and loathing in las vegas!

amelie

almost famous

gus van sants last days
Likes
100% agrees with!

others stuff <3 eating pizza <3 kissing in the rain <3 swinging <3 partying <3 sunshine after a month or so of rain <3 vancouver <3 champlain heights(hey we may all be bitches...but were funny bitches! <3 i like camping in the woods and fishing <3 driving around with my friends <3 disney land <3 flying a kite <3 walking through the woods on a sunny day <3 random shows of affection <3 weird sexual bonding experiences between friends <3 sitting in a feild with your friend watching the clouds and making shapes <3 playing video games <3 love <3 talking <3 meeting funny people who immediatly accept you as there friend <3 drinking vanilla soy milk with a curly straw <3 eating chopped up strawberrys from a mug with chop sticks! <3 talking about sex <3 random random storylines made up between pals <3 memories <3


disagree with:

people being mean.
people who put others down
avacados, chunky heels on shoes
soggy french toast. rap(cmon even they
know it sounds like shit) warm beer. puking.
obnoxious drunks. when people are angry with me.
when i make mistakes and have to fix them. walking a
long time. eating food i dont like. seafood. jello. squishy. ppl
who dont let other people have there beliefs and constantly tell
them it is wrong because it is different from yours.
organized religion. wars. sad movies.
movies with bad language
voiceovers(you may
as well just
kill me
now

cant live without:

good music. all of my
friends. the telephone(im
sad i know) coffee. (maos fault
i blame you jess) cooking breakfast with
friends. reading. cigarettes. my sammy.
4 hour long conversations on my phone bill just wont
cut it babe. yous gotta come home! lots of pillows on my
bed...i have 7. sweaters. pajama pants. more
randome little stuff. my bedroom because
it perfectly reflects me. and kittys.
i guess my puppies enen
though they smell!
pasta! movies.
love.


nutella spoons???
Dislikes
these arent my dislikes yet...i ran outta room


we may have recently began to go our seperate ways but DAMN YOU GUYS!!! this last year was a crazy good time. lotsa memories were born,we have fun in tents you know what i mean you guys. bathtubs thats right you bi*ch! the bathtub!with our boobs with prunes onion rings spite malice sandals and french toast drinking coffee and making breakfast hanging out in the camero ,getting salted in the eyes mc chicken sauced fu*ked out of my mind at the annex killer pasta thinking were incredibly cute when were drunk when we have the weirdest exspessions on our faces singing while puking and all that sh*t whistler baby!!!feinding for smokes....smoking way to much mao being cold and unaffecionate(you do it and you know you do!) not to mention we all fight like 5 years olds on crack!...were a strange bunch....and i love it plus one im addign little ashley to this as of november 11 2005
we get drunk together...very very very incredibly drunk! she is my little peeing apprentice! lol i got pics! also her and eric are pretty matched in the we get wasted department! lol we should get them together! see what they do



HEATHER//Woman Paris <3!!
You have been hacked O mighty one. =)
by none other than the freckle countin', nerd bashin' SAMMIE.
Ah. corruption.. tisk tisk heather. tisk tisk.
So yes.
I can safely say that we've been to hell and back and we're still bestest friends.
So im guessing that's good.
ah.
we need to have anther hard book-cover fight and play monster again one day.
...let's just try not to brake your bed again this time =)
Love you with all the feet in the world
<3
Your very effing sketched-ass friend.
Sam =)

put an x to the things youve done....
() been on a plane
(x) smoked a cigar
(x) thrown up in a bar
(xxxxx) made out with a member of the same sex
() purposely set a part of yourself on fire
() crashed a friend's car
(x) eaten Sushi
() stolen a car
() been snowboarding
(x) skipped school
() been moshing at a concert
() slept with a co-worker
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
() slept with more than 15 people
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by(my favirite thing to do besides cuddling and holding hands.
() been called a slut
(x) made a snow angel
() had a one night stand
(x) had a tea party
() had more than just one one night stands
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
() been suspended from school
(x) gone puddle jumping
() been in a car accident
(x) played dress up
(x) had braces
(x) seen something die
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) been in love
(x) gone sledding
() been dumped
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) shoplifted
(x) been lonely
( ) been fired
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
() used a fake id
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
(xxxxxxx!) been caught sneaking out
(x) watched the sun set
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt
(x) felt like an outcast
(x) felt an earthquake
( ) been arrested
(x) touched a snake
(x) made out with a stranger
(x) slept beneath the stars
() gone on a blind date
(x) been tickled
(x ) lied to a friend
() been robbed
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) been misunderstood
(x) been to USA
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
() been to Mexico
(x) won a contest
() run a red light
() been in an abusive relationship
() eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
() had an ice cream fight
(x) had deja vu
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
() pole danced
() questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with someone else
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons
() sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x)laughed until your drink came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with a friend/love
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
() crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
(x) humped a monkey
(x) worn pearls
() jumped off a cliff
(x) screamed penis in class
() ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
() have a little black dress
() had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole
() kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
() been a cheerleader for a day
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
() done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) didn't take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
() believe in ghosts
() have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school
() gone streaking
(x) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) played chicken
(x) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish
() made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept at your boyfriends /girlfriends house
(x) French braided someone's hair
() gone skinny dippin
(x) been kicked out your house

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day.

If you unscramble the letters in "Chuck Norris" you get "Huck corn, sir." That is why every fall, Chuck travels to Nebraska and burns the entire state down.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

ME AS A CHAIN SMOKIN BRAT DOLL![/center]

SEX and DRUGS go together like PANCAKES!!!!

Id tap that...but hes azn. and he has his mother with him.....lol

She is drama with a bow!!!

ashley, why would you use clean water to get somebody soaking wet???

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you know you popped to much e when you start to sweat it out of your hands in full caps!!!





"Why would the dead chicken open the door?"
"Because it wanted to say hello." ASHLEY O!

FUCK ME then i wont be sober ill be FUCKED!!!<--- ben you weirdo!







YOU R MY SQUIRREL! MY ONLY SQUIRREL! YOU MAKE ME squirrly! WHEN skys r PuRpLe!!!

Cha Bra! i spat on yer foot! LICK IT BEN! THE FOOT LICK (eeeeeww)

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H DAWG-sam come here n look at this
S-FERRET-hold on im sweeping up coke
H DAWG-what?
S-FERRET-its in my NOSE!
H DAWG-is that a bad thing???
S-FERRET-ITS LAUNDRY DETERGENT!!!
(wtf sam? W T F?)

"Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system."

"THANKEE SAI ESSPRESSO FIEND JESSE MAO!!!!"

"strangely enough the only thing the bowl of petunias thought as it plummeted to certain death was... oh not again" MAO

nazi midget amputee clown zombee porn!!!

[/center][/color][/size]Mao!!! CARAZY COUSIN PORN PARTY!

Every time you wear socks you kill a cotton fairy!!! but its OKAY because you can clap your hands and theyll come back to life!nikki you stoner baby!

Hey lucie?
how come you never gave me the lu at whistler?



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"so why is there nail polish on the boulder?"
"BECAUSE HE WAS A TRANSVESTITE!!!" <--- ashley thats a fucked up plot we had!!

OH LU



we should play more ddr




Good friends will be there to take
Your drink away from you when
They think you've had enough ;but
Your best friends will look at you
Tripping over your own feet & say
"Bitch, drink the rest of that. You
Know we don't waste that kinda shit!''

mmm i love turtles

MY UVULA IS VIBRATING!!!

If you wanna hang out you’ve got to take her out;
cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground;
cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie;
cocaine.
If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues;
cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run;
cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie;
cocaine.
If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on;
cocaine.
Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back;
cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie;
cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie;
cocaine.

What Would You Do If:
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

What Do You Think About My:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Manners:

Answer These Too..
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you fuck me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
[33] Would you make out with me?
[would you do ecsessivly dangerous amounts of drugs with me?