Hey im Matt im a pretty easy goin guy and im fairly shy at first till u get to know me. I love cars and listenin to music and having a good time and i do what i want.
10 REASONS TO DATE A GUITAR PLAYER!!!
1. They keep going even though it hurts
2. They can play various positions
3. They no how to make the right sounds
4. They do it right or they don’t do it at all
5. There used to working with there hands
6. They can tap to the beat
7. They no how to use both hands and there mouth at the same time
8. They no how to make you scream for more
9. There so pro they don’t have to watch what there doing
10. There open to performing in groups
my dream guitars-
67 Shelby GT350 <1 of my fave cars>
IF YOU HAVE EVER PUSHED ON A DOOR THAT SAID 'PULL' COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE yeah im dumb
26 THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR!!
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space
"6% of Nexopians claim to be gangster as f*ck. Post this in your profile if you wish to ninja chop them and sell their kidneys on Ebay."
We are who we are,
We are your freaks of society,
We are everything your parents hate,
We are the ones who are your drunks and druggies,
We grow our hair out,
We are the ones that dont belong in a catholic school,
We are the anti-society,
We are the ones that every prep hates,
We are ugly,
We are mean,
We are everything we want to be,
We are who we are,
We are the Fucking Metalheads.