"Now heres wut would happen if you bought the opposing company's brake pads...Your driving along, the kids are screaming in the back seat 'Are we their Yet,' then all of a sudden a car swerves infront of you. 'Oh no, we cant stop.' Crash. 'Ah, were burning alive'. The medic show's up. 'Oh my god.' The new guy's in the corner puking his guts out... all because you wanted to save a penny on brake pads."
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[s]tephani[e]
19, Female, Portugal
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BASICS
| Height: | 152 cm - 158 cm (5' - 5'2") |
| Weight: | 51 Kg - 55 Kg (111 lbs - 120 lbs) |
| Birthday: | September 09, 1990 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single and looking |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Portugal, Europe, World |
| Join Date: | 04:17pm | Oct 04, '06 |
| Profile Updated: | 06:19pm | Mar 24, '08 |
| Last Active: | 09:26pm | May 11, '08 |
INTERESTS
HA!HA!
OH YA!!!!
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MOMMA JOKES
Yo momma so fat she was babtised at sea world
"Yo momma's so fat, last time she wore heels, she struck oil."
"Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Hot Chocolate."
* "Yo Momma's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V, the entire season of "lost" is over!"
"Yo Momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!"
"Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
"Yo momma's so old the milk in her breasts has expired.
"Yo momma's so fat that when God said "Let there be light!" he told her to MOVE!"
My mom and dad didnt make me they just asked for some parts and built me out of lego.
me and my sis we are good me and my friends we roll like gangsters but when me and friends see fat kids we run like hell
"Yo momma's so fat, last time she wore heels, she struck oil."
"Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Hot Chocolate."
* "Yo Momma's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V, the entire season of "lost" is over!"
"Yo Momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!"
"Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
"Yo momma's so old the milk in her breasts has expired.
"Yo momma's so fat that when God said "Let there be light!" he told her to MOVE!"
My mom and dad didnt make me they just asked for some parts and built me out of lego.
me and my sis we are good me and my friends we roll like gangsters but when me and friends see fat kids we run like hell
WORDS OF A MAN
dance with your heart
shit like you mean it
and have
like you've never had it
watch t.v with friends
rock out at partys
go
and you'll be just fine
Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Cant face me? Turn around.
Hate or Love me? Either way, you're still thinking about me.
Think I'm stuck up? Try and pull me down.
Cant say it to my face? Dont say it at all.
Speechless? Good
shit like you mean it
and have
like you've never had it
watch t.v with friends
rock out at partys
go
and you'll be just fine
Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Cant face me? Turn around.
Hate or Love me? Either way, you're still thinking about me.
Think I'm stuck up? Try and pull me down.
Cant say it to my face? Dont say it at all.
Speechless? Good
so me and my buds go way back but one went way to back and fell of a cliff