ma best broz yay people
Chelsea(my fav)
Kalon
Steph
Mike
Amanda
Michelle
Guppy*Kelsey*
Vlad
Monique
much love
bra:)
"Oh, no thanks... I don't do drugs."
"Neither do I! Did you see that? It just flew right up my nose!"
I Keep It Real and Thats a Promise
I May Be a Bitch But at Least I`m Honest
Some Say I`m a Bitch ; Well Yeah I May Be
But I Don`t Remember Asking Any of You Haters To Like Me
When I Walk By, You Haters Stop n Stare
Well Keep On Looking! Cuz I Don`t ####### Care
I Got My Own Life and My Own Style
I Ain`t Tryin to Please You or Make You Smile
You Hoes Wanna Hate . Knock Yourself Out
My Name Ain`t "Dick" ; So Keep It Outta Your Mouth!!!!
....UM....YO
*Complete and total adoration,
My gift to you, my heart was yours,
In ten weeks you shaped it,
In one night you murdered it...
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)
>1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
>2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
>3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
>4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
>5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
>6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
>7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
>8] I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
>9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
>10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
>13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lie Ying Lo
>14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
>15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
>16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
LoVeLy ConDom SloganS
1. Cover your stump before you ####
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
KrIsTa,(Crispy),16,GrAdE 10,N,CrAzEd 
