Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Owner's Manual.
Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider
1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly.
Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.
2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.
3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take
fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him.
Go soothingly by.
4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport
in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.
5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the
skid demon! Press the brake foot as you roll around
the corners, and save the collapse and tie up.
HERES A STORY......
I bought a 2002 Ford Ranger with 87,000 KM standard 2.3L...etc it was a very nice truck and I loved it! bought it on January 12 2007. I put $48 into the gas tank. Then one icy friday night on January 26th 2007 my back end came out going around the corner of 72nd and 200th Street. It was a left turn and I was on my way to the movies with Elizabeth. I slid out and hit a pole with my side. I instantly thought about Liz and got her out of the car figuring out it was me who needed the help as I fell to the ground. I had only put 460KM on it with that $48 and still had just under a quarter tank. I went 250KM with the gas from the dealer so I only had drivin it 700KM on my own. The truck is totalled as you can see from the pictures and I was able to walk out of the hospital as 1 in the morning because I was lucky!!! My head hit the pole, and the side was pushed in and i havent been able to go to work for a couple days but I couldve been injured alot more!! anyways this truck was short lived with me as an owner only two weeks under my belt and now its gone.......... The estimater says $17,000 in damage ouch
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!! Please note, these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!!
1) Men are NOT mind readers.
1) Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1) Sunday Sports. It's like the full moon, or the changing of the tides... let it be.
1)Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1) Crying is blackmail.
1)Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints.... DO NOT WORK!!
Just SAY IT!
1) Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.