I AM THE redneck side when you get me agitated!!
MOTHER FUCKING INKED!!!!!!!!! --- it means big brother and has my little sisters initials beside it my little sisters tatty with my initials

me and my amazing FIANCE!!!

shit son

redneck authority
i kinda go crazy sumtimes
you can either hear the country music blaring, or the exhaust rumbling wayyyyy before u see my truck... and thats the way it should be!!!
SO SEXY!!!!!
and proud of it!
FROM +countrygirl ......You're like Bo Duke, except real and hotter ;)
Life is not tried, it is merely survived ... If you're standing outside the fire
From ME1106

4x4's







to my little sista .. u know we are the shit!!!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/lilcutepie07​/kristiwes.jpg[/IMG](we are sooo drunk lol) love ya sister bear ....GIVE ME SUM FIN ... NOGGIN .....DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
Signs That You are Too Drunk

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. Your job is interfering with your drinking.
3. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.
4. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
5. You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.
6. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
7. Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
8. You can focus better with one eye closed.
9. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
10. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
11. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
12. At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'
13. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
14. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
15. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..
16. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and Women
17. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
18. Fat chicks looks good.
19. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
20. That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
21. I'm as sober as a judge.
22. The shrubbs drunk from too frequent watering.
23. When you tell a cop you cant grab your license without him holding your beer.
24. When you've been hugging the toilet for 2 weeks straight.
25. When u say to a cop, "Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does."
26. When your morning coffee has 3 oz of baileys in it every day.
27. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

1) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
2) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
4) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
6) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
7) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
8 ) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
9) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
10) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
11) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, and more handsome than some really, really big guy named Franz.
12) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you are invisible.
13) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
14) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear

rice rockets
lowered trucks
people that cant think for themselvees
rap music
lifted trucks that never see mud... whats the point?
FORDS!!!.... Fuckers Only Run Downhill!