Name:Michael
Age:20
M.E.Lazete '07
I Belive the world will one day be ruled by the infamous stewie griffon
I like inuyasha
The Oilers rock
Johnny Cash is the greatest country music legend that ever lived [rip]
I am a unique individual
I am generally a nice guy but i can be an ass sometimes...get over it
I will one day rule the world with my army of pet mice and furry bunnie rabbits
i have succesfully proven that you can get paper cuts from boxes
I believe that nice guys finish last in this world and i have reasons for believing so
DONT MESSAGE ME BEGGING FOR PLUS .... I WONT BUY IT FOR YOU






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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. if you are one of the 2% that hasn't copy this into your profile


So, let's say that �theoretically,� I

really like you, and �theoretically,�

even though it sounds moronically clich�i] and overused,

you give me butterflies. And, just for kicks ,

let's add that�all in theory of course�

you may be one of the most wonderful people I have ever met.

and hypothetically, my heart beats ten times faster when I see

you. Do you think that you would suppossedly

(and in the most theoretical sense) feel the same way?

831-8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning, I love you

Nice Guy Toast
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.

This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.

This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious�between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!�And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.

The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date�or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me�or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!�or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.�Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.

So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, insane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.

Repost this if you're a nice guy
Girls Repost if you're lookin for this/or appreciate these guys

Likes:


I like......

My Dogs Jake and Sandy, and my cat sky

music
i prefer county over most but i will listen to just about anything

T.V./Movies
Wrestling
Action
Horror
Comedy
Anime


To; _______:

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need.
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever known
Make my wish come true,
All I want for Christmas
Is you...









i hate....
>people who are always in a bad mood and try to bring everyone else down.
>Bullies
>Idiots
>sluts
>ass holes
>ppl who pretend to be someone else


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Title: The Blackness of History
The dark moon rises
on the night of the long knives
Hitler's strongest men,
he will take their lives

all the unneccecary blood
his paranoya spilled,
the hole in Germanies hearts,
shall never be filled

and yet, despite all this,
the Germans will say,
"the holocost,
never happened, no way"

it seems strange to me
that history is done
and many years later,
still hiding the smoking gun

a cautious warning to all,
don't hide the past,
own up to it, it happened
and your freedom will last!

Written By: Michael Patterson
November 23, 2006


Title: Stop it Before it Starts
Death, Destruction, Mayhem, Disorder
all products of war,
but it's not all bad
something good, something more.

Red, the colour of blood,
but thats not all it means,
something pretty, something beautiful
on the battle field, has been seen

a symbol of peace,
among the death,
hear the cannon fire ring
through the rotting flesh

a flower that grew,
during the great war,
a thing of beauty
on the body filled floor

for now it is peaceful,
but it can not last,
put your poppy on,
for world war III is aproching fast!

Written By: Michael patterson
November 23, 2006


Title: When Will It End
You work hard in life,
to make alot of money
live and die, leave it all behind,
ain't it funny?

Still you leave your wealth,
to family and friend,
lay in your coffin,
flowers to your grave, they wont even send

nobody cares anymore,
your dead and forgotton,
your soul is gone,
and your body is rottin'

as you lie there,
six feet under,
the ones you love most,
don't even wonder,

about the teen who stabbed you,
by now he's out and free,
he will commit again,
the youth justice act, don't you see

a slap on the hand,
isn't enough,
put them behind bars,
if they think they're so tough

Written By: Michael Patterson
November 24,2006

Title: If only
i lived my life
as we all did
never stood out
was a good little kid

now the roads almost ended
my life is complete
im completely alone,
my apearence is neat

i was like everyone else
conformed to all the rules
one of the ones
society made fools

as i lay here
ready to die
i realized i never
reached for the sky

society has won
i stayed on the ground
always afraid
to make a sound

i was never different
a life i regret
i would take the other road
if my life were reset

but that cannot be done
unfortunate but true
no time for me now,
but there is time for you

written by: Michael Patterson
March 8, 2007

Title: A Tough Decision
I've been dragged down
into the pits of hell
no expression, no fear
like im under a spell

all this while
oblivious to so
all this while
no emotion to show

the child in me
wants to take to flight
but my stubborn attitude,
makes me stay and fight

things are looking up
im leaving hell
im full of emotion
no longer under that spell

but i've been dragged back down
into the eternal fire
my emotions are weak,
but the situation is dire

and i got to do this
make no mistake
a four year vow
about to break

loyalty ro my friend
surpasses all
won't let him go it alone
ill take the fall

i need to knock some sense
into his thick skull
this war of words
makes my body null

if he goes so do i
thats what i say
soon the great falcon will fly
in the great battle today

Written by: Michael Patterson
March 13, 2007

Title: It has to End
the thunderous strike
the heat of war
the gunfire sounds
i can take no more

all the violence, all the death
innocent lives taken
all the new weapons
the new world's makin'

when will it end
enough is enough
it's all being caused
by people being "tough"

put down your guns
raise your glasses
say cheers, drink beers
as all the violence passes

be the solution
not the cause
everyone in the world
has their flaws

Written by: Michael Patterson
March 14, 2007

Title:Love
It's Tentacles reach
high into the sky
a powerful monster
that contiues to fly

It eats away
destroys the soul
an emotional hell
is the monsters goal

the Sufferer dies
on the inside atleast
on the heart
the monster will feast

That is love
dispite most views
love brings pain
with its clever ruse

stay out of love
you'll do yourself good
you'll prevent some pain
if i had only understood

Written By: Michael Patterson
August 1st, 2007

Title:Peace?
The battle of the skies
High above the earth
the military lies
for paranoya birth

Governments decieve,
lie, cheat, steal
the public doesn't see,
the government doesn't feel

war equals money?
soldiers die for your greed
do you think thats funny?
it's an uncontrolled monster you feed

it's time to end
stop the fight
broken souls will mend
when you drop your might

peace, for the sake of peace,
is what we should choose
the violence will cease
and THAT'S good news!

Written By: Michael Patterson
August 11th, 2007

Title:Life's Lesson
A knife in my heart
a knife in my back
loyal friends,
is what i lack

I get close
I get hurt
always getting
treated like dirt

always held
my head high
but now it's lowered
as i start to sigh

I figured it out
the rules solid as brass
in this world,
nice guys finish last!

Written By; Michael Patterson
July 16, 2009







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