First of all, take what i write lightly....im an ever-changing individual, and chances are that in a month or two, ill end up erasing some of the crap i write here....

Simple people talk about people. Intelligent people talk about things and events. Wise people talk about ideas. i try very hard to keep this in mind at all times, but as you can see in my blogs, likes and dislikes, i talk about all 3. so i guess i have some things to work on...

just so people know, my name is spelt Julien. dont say sorry if you mispelled it. i dont really care all that much. im just letting you guys know cause i hate spelling peoples names wrong...
anyway, im fairly soft-spoken, and it just takes awhile for people to get to know me. you wont really know me until you see how i act, and even then, i often contradict myself...but thats just something i have to work on, i guess... well, me and everyone else.


Je parle français. Je l'ai appris de ma mère. J'ai pris une couple de cours au Faculté St-Jean, mais pas tout un program. Je vais commençer à Nait le septembre prochain.

ive been doing karate for 13 years and i enjoy teaching it.

umm, i really like music alot. i mostly listen to metal, and i can be quite picky when it comes to music, but i try to keep an open mind. i do like alot of different kinds of music. some of my favourite bands are tool, rage against the machine, strapping young lad, opeth, primus, in flames, sublime, nine inch nails....hmm, i guess i could go on for awhile, but ya...those are some of the bands i listen to the most.

id really like to travel more, pretty much everywhere. i went to thailand and that was a pretty cool experience...people think in a totally different way there...its really hard to explain, the only way you can really understand is if you experience it yourself...

This is totally random, but how does a metal detector work if it's made out of metal?


ok, so ive ran out of room in my likes to add more things that i like, so im gonna keep going up here!! lol

MORE LIKES:

i like the fact that i can think of way more likes than dislikes.

i love the show Fifth Estate on CBC. it's such an informative show and so well researched. try to catch it sometime!!

zombie movies....and naked zombie chicks (like the hooker zombies in resident evil 2!!!) hot.

dragonflies are the coolest bugs ever!!!

change is good.

change of scenery.

backgammon, connect 4 (4-play, hehe), checkers...

fat people who can jiggle their own belly (or have someone else do it) and then laugh about it....right James?? hehe

the good ole strat!

i also enjoy my extremely immature sense of humour. i laugh at fart jokes. and i love offensive jokes....the more offensive, the better!! doesnt matter who you offend, even me. this is a way my friends and i entertain each other. its not meant to be taken seriously. i think thats why i like south park so much. they'll go for anyone!!! But ya, i find them funny (the jokes, that is), as lame and unintelligent as they may be. many seem to think that this makes me stupid. and for all of you out there who think so, you're right. you may stop reading now. for the rest of you out there, i was lying.... because i dont purely focus my thoughts on stupid jokes. thats just for entertainment purposes. i do, from time to time, reflect on life and so on...

Zeitgeist, very interesting movie!! Watch it.

Ninja Turtles fuckin kick ass!!!

-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the Earth down.

south park...possibly my favouritest (it is SO a word!!) cartoon ever


this quote:
There i was browsin through the latest issue of Throb, when I saw Bambi starin at me from the back of the milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when you’re doing 75 in an eighteen-wheeler. Never thought missing children can be so sexy…..did I say that out loud?

You Might Be a Martial Artist If...
* You find yourself casually standing in a half cat stance.
* You trip, go into a roll and come up in a fighting stance. In church.
* You answer your boss "Ussss."
* You put your hands together in a martial arts bow position (one hand open the other closed) after grace at the dinner table.
* You tie your bathrobe belt in a square knot. Then check to make sure the ends are exactly even.
* You accept change from the cashier using a perfect knife hand with the thumb carefully tucked in.
* Every time you handle a screwdriver or razor knife, etc. You just can't help changing grip from hammer to reverse to flip over to dagger grip etc. And your shop help is standing cautiously far, far away from you.
* When you're outside doing landscaping/gardening you "practice" with all the neat weapons.

my right hand and imagination....oh, what would i do without you!?

camping

watching the sky

sitting in the tree in the rivervalley over-looking the downtown skyline....

music

martial arts

travelling

hot-boxing snow igloos!!! (i built one behind my house with the 7 foot pile back there....)

drinking and smokin on the beach in 35 degree weather watching the sun go down over the ocean....thats gotta be my all-time favourite so far....

ive got a new all-time favourite!!! floating down an ice-cold river in a truck tire tube in 35 degree weather while drinking a beer....mmmm. it never gets warm!!! haha!!



the following Tool lyrics:

"Lateralus" (this one's my personal favourite)

Black then white are, all I see in my infancy.
Red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me.
Lets me see.

As below, so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn beyond the lines of reason.
Push the envelope. Watch it bend.

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
Feed my will to feel the moment drawing way outside the lines.

Black then white are, all I see in my infancy.
Red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me.
Lets me see.
There is so much more and beckons me
to look through to these infinite possibilities.

As below, so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn outside the lines of reason.
Push the envelope. Watch it bend.

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Withering my intuition leaving opportunities behind.

Feed my will to feel this moment, urging me to cross the line.
Reaching out to embrace the random.
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.

Embrace my
desire to,
Embrace my
desire to,
feel the rhythm, to
feel connected,
enough to step aside and,
weep like a widow, to
feel inspired, to
fathom the power, to
witness the beauty, to
bathe in the fountain, to
swing on a spiral, to
swing on a spiral, to
swing on a spiral of
our Divinity and
still be a Human.

With my feet upon the ground
I move myself between the sounds and open wide to suck it in.
I feel it move across my skin.
I'm reaching up and reaching out.
I'm reaching for the random or
What ever will be willed of me,
What ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.

Spiral out. Keep going.
Spiral out. Keep going.
Spiral out. Keep going.
Spiral out. Keep going.


"Stinkfist" (this song makes me cum.....)

Something has to change.
Undeniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
Constant over stimulation numbs me
But I would not want you any other way.
Just not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my......(wicked bass line)

I can help you change tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be well upon our way.
Blend and balance pain and comfort deep within you
till you will not want me any other way.
But it's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax. Slip away.

Chupa minha pica pichu
Chupa minha pica pinto

Something kinda sad about,
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?

How can it mean anything to me,
if I really don't feel a thing at all?

I'll, keep, digging
till I, feel, something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

part of the intro to "Third Eye"

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, we're imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather....
-Bill Hicks

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom is what it is, ok? Keep that in mind at all time. Thank you.


"Opiate"

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to guide you..
like me, like me, like me, like me

If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me .
Now don't you judge or question.
You are broken now ,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.

[x2]
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life now
Open my eyes and blind me with your light

If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me .
Now don't you judge or question.
You are broken now ,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.

[x2]
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life now.
Open my eyes, blind me with your light now.

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will
becomes me.
When he speaks,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you


"The Gaping Lotus Experience"

I had a friend once he took some acid
Now he thinks he's a fire engine
It's okay until he pisses on your lighter
Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway

satan, satan, satan...

I had a friend once he took some ecstasy
Tried to marry me and every one in the room
He was sort of loving kinda caring,
kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy
It got a bit messy all over the curtains,
arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting

satan, satan, satan...

I'm getting bored again...


"Disgustipated"

-And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

"Maynard's Dick"

It's all an open center
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
It doesn't have to feel water
It's just a place that feels right with him
Kinda like the way you're breathing
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

There's a shyness found in reason
Apprehensive influence swallow away
You seem to feel abysmal take it
then you're careful grace for sure
Kinda like the way you're breathing
Kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to climb on
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick

Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Put it right on top of your forehead
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's dick!

when people build multi-million dollar churches and think its justified. i mean, honestly....if jesus had millions of dollars, do you really think he'd spend it on a massive building with fancy lights and a giant over-elaborate cross? fuck no. he'd tell everyone to gather in some field somewhere, sleep in a tent and give the money away to people who actually need it. i dont like it when people say im going to hell cause ive never turned to jesus to forgive me for my sins....its a load of crap. if i actually do feel bad and regret my mistakes, then ive learned my lesson....there is no need for punishment. if/when judgement day comes, people (i would think) would be judged individually, not what religion they practice, if any at all... do you really think gandhi is in hell cause he never turned to jesus? highly doubt it. a person with that strong of compassion for everyone is exactly what people should strive for. these so-called christians who make 6 figures a year only pick the parts of the bible that are convenient. and then they walk down the street and look down on the homeless people, thinking they're so much better. if jesus was walking down the street, he would take that person into his home and bathe them and feed them......thats what he would fuckin do.

when people write in their profiles that they love all these people, their homies n stuff..... you know.... they`re a lover, not a hater, blah blah blah, then at the end theres a royal fuck you to pretty much anyone they dont know. lol wow, great way to make friends there... for all you know, you could be saying fuck you to your future best friend.

this is something i found interesting....i have this application on facebook and it just asks you a bunch of questions that start with Have you ever....? one of them was Have you ever explored an alternate belief system? according to peoples votes, 70% havent bothered to explore other beliefs. only 30% have....that sure does say something.

IT IRRITATES ME THAT EVERYONE IS SO DEPENDANT ON RELATIONSHIPS!!

WAR. it's unimaginably repulsive on so many levels. the ignorance for the lack of compassion. what seperates us from animals (supposed to anyway. maybe this just proves that we in fact ARE animals...) is the fact that we have the power of thought and understanding. yet we just let it waste and rot away. again, another maynard quote, im sorry, but it fits so perfectly....(its from the song Right in Two)
"Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason,
And this is what they choose?

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs they forge a blade
And where there's one they're bound to divide it
Right in two."



quote:
I swear that those people out there that actually consider themselves oober-(insert subculture here) have some serious identity issues. Hate to break it to ya kids, but subcultures can be sumed up in a mathmatical formula.....95% fashion + 4% mood of the current moment + 1% I look hawt in this = oober-(whatever........)
-Christopher Robin


routine, being stagnant.

cold toilet seats, especially when you got the shits....

when my hot dog bun splits in half!!! GRRRR!!!!!!

when a soft taco shell is all hard and stale, and then you cant roll up your taco properly!!!

THE WORD CASUALTY......fuckin evil word. just say victim, or the DEAD!! people in suffering are NOT supposed to be casual....(i dunno where the word actually comes from, but it reminds me of the word casual, which is why i dont like it.....)

losing/breaking bongs and other paraphenalia of sorts...


AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE READ MY ENTIRE PAGE, I APPLAUDE YOU!!!
(i hope you didnt do it all in one sitting. honestly, i would never read all that crap about one single person. not all at one time, anyway...)