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BASICS

Height:159 cm - 163 cm (5'3" - 5'4")
Weight:56 Kg - 59 Kg (121 lbs - 130 lbs)
Birthday:July 13, 1987
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single
Living Situation:Living with parents/relatives
Location:Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:05:02pm | Dec 10, '03
Profile Updated:01:35am | Mar 26, '07
Last Active:03:51pm | Sep 28, '07

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THE EVER DETAILED GENERALIZATION

Seeing as you DESPERATELY need to know about me you should read this. My name is Felicia...or Fay. I grew up at band practices and my bedtime stories were acoustic versions of November Rain and Sylvia's Mother. David Bowie consumes a good portion of my life. I hate the bar. Im french. I enjoy film and theatre. How do you like them apples.

shmeehhh? Red Deer College Technical Theatre Studies.....yo.
its...its what we do.





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my little brother Ashton, and my older sister Patricia. FRENCH MAFIA WHAT?

WHAT FLOATS MY BOAT




Strange fascination with androgynous beauty. lovely.







The listing of my favorite movies follows:

Velvet Goldmine-"Rock and roll is a prostitute. It should be tarted up."
Clerks
The Breakfast Club-"I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun"
16 Candles-"We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens."
Pretty In Pink-"His name is Blane? That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"
Clockwork Orange-"No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter."
American Beauty-"Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here."
3 Ninjas
The Newsies-"Yeah, yeah. Okay, you guys gotta go out and be, uh, am-bastards."
Peter Pan-"I wasn't crying about mothers. I was crying because I can't get this shadow to stick. And I wasn't crying.
Nightmare Before Christmas
A Goofy Movie-"You get to cancel your first date in less than an hour...must be some kind of lame-o record."
Slapshot
Mystery Alaska
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back-"What the fuck is the internet?"
Drop Dead Fred-"Morning. Who's for snot flicking?"
Hook
Labyrinth-"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."
Waynes World-"Ex-squeeze me? Baking Powder?"
Back to the Future-"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. "
Dogma-"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer."
Harry Potter
Detroit Rock City-"Woah, I just heard you speak through my nose. Is it possible my nose has ear drums?... Nose drums!"
Dot and the Kangaroo
Sorority Boys-"Oh yeah, what flavour was it...big fat juicy cock?"
Mallrats-"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
Hocus Pocus
Witches
Haggard-" I need to get out there. I wanna play the field - of dicks." "Eww."
The Nutcracker
Whats Eating Gilbert Grape
Stand By Me-"Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood."
Virgin Suicides
Goonies-"In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play."
Saved-"Yeah, um, about that... I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead. Thanks though!"
RENT
My Girl
Now and Then
Casper
Party Monster-"I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour."
Home Alone I II-"Keep the change...you filthy animal."
Can't Hardly Wait-"I did not write 'Denise Fleming is a tampon' on your locker."
Encino Man
28 Days Later-"No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea."
Not Another Teen Movie-"No, I think I'll stick around, maybe tell Janey a little s-e-c-r-..a...p...".
Chasing Amy-"I dunno. Get a pizza, watch 'Degrassi Jr. High.' I got a weird thing for girls who say 'aboot'."
200 cigarettes-"And I'm not gay, ok? I get that all the time. No, I'm not gay."
Mad House
Life As A House
The Crow
Corpse Bride
American Psycho-"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
Interview with the Vampire
10 Things I Hate About You-"Where do you come from? Planet Loser?" "What, as opposed to planet 'Look at me, look at me."
The Garbage Pail Kids
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys-"Excuse my friend. He thinks he wants to melt two elephants."
Trainspotting
Wuthering Heights
Mean Creek-"Everyone else is a vagina!"
The Muppets Christmas Carol
Igby Goes Down-"Good things come to obsessive-compulsives who fixate."
Love Actually-"Watch out America, here comes Colin...and he's got a big knoooob."
Urban Legend
Scream 1 2 3
The Aristocrats
The Craft
Rocky Horror Picture Show-"A mental mind-fuck can be nice."
The Beach
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything-"Little latin boy in drag, why are you crying?"
Waiting-"Birds of a feather flock to vagina."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Garden State
Empire Records
C.R.A.Z.Y.-"Papa! Raymond m'appelle un pissure!" "Pas un pissure, un pisser."
Breakfast On Pluto-"If I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?"
Donnie Darko-"I don't think about fucking my family... that's gross."
Amelie
She's The Man
Red Eye
Match Point
Clerks II-"You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that."
The Chumscrubber
Thumbsucker
Stay
Four Brothers-"She's addicted...to what Angel's dick did."
Shaun of the Dead-"alright....gay....."
Titus
The Iron Giant-"Welcome to Downtown Coolsville. Population: Us."
Muppets from Space-"You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay?"
....im tired of typing.


THINGS I DON'T APPROVE OF

FUCKING RESEARCH ESSAYS .[/b]

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10:08am | Apr 01, '07 | Comments(1)
Andy showed me these......and they are totally true. Especially the stage crew one.

Eternity: The time that passes between a dropped cue and the next line.

Prop: A hand-carried object small enough to be lost by an actor 30 seconds before it is needed on stage.

Director: The individual who suffers from the delusion that he or she is responsible for every moment of brilliance cited by the critic in the local review.

Blocking: The art of moving actors on the stage in such a manner as not to collide with the walls, the furniture, the orchestra pit or each other. Similar to playing chess, except that the pawns want to argue with you.

Blocking Rehearsal: A rehearsal taking place early in the production schedule where actors frantically write down movements which will be nowhere in evidence by opening night.

Quality Theater: Any show with which you were directly involved.

Turkey: Every show with which you were not directly involved.