STARTHERE:
200. My middle name is: Stephen
199. I was born on:Iono
198. I am really: Scott
197. My cell phone company is: Rogers
196. My eye color is: Varies
195. My shoe size is: 11
194. My ring size is: Iono
193. My height is: 6'2
192. I am allergic to: Nothing
191. I was born in: Calgary, Alberta
190. I live in: Calgary
189. The last book I read: The Crystal Shard
188. My bed is: Big and comfy
187: One thing you hate about yourself: I cant name one thing i dont
186: Favorite Type of Cake: Icecream
185: Favorite Song of the moment:Rise-Distrbed
184: Who you are talking to on MSN at this moment in time: Rachel
183: Last thing you drank:JD
182: a Coming Soon, Movie you really want to see: I love you, Beth Cooper
181: The next movie you plan to buy: None
180: Last time you were sick: Iono
179. My favorite Holiday is: Halloween
178. The perfect kiss is: With someone you love
177. The last three cd's I bought; None
176. Last song that made me cry was: Pffft
175. Are you single or taken?: Taken
174. If your taken, by who?: Rachel Ross
173. Do you like being single/taken?:Defs single
172. What are your thoughts on life atm?: It should go away
171. When was your default picture, taken?: March...ish?
170. What did you do last night?: Drank
169. Are you currently hungry?: Kinda
168. Whats your favorite Jelly Belly?: Anything sour
167. Where is your favorite place to be?: My room
166. If you could vacation right now, anywhere, where would it be? Rome, Scotland a couple places
165. Do you have a favorite brand of chocolate?: No
164. Are you artistic?: I can write
163. What do you wish you could do, Right now?: Too much
162. What is the last Television show you watched?: True Blood
161. What is Directly to your right?: Green lizard thing Rachel got me at the stampede
160. What was your favorite movie when you were 12?: Nightmare before christmas
159. Are you currently craving anything?: Burger
158. What should you be doing right now?: Alot
157. How many pets have you owned in your lifetime?: 5
156. How many bestfriends have you had in your life?:Too many
155. Who would you say, was really your best friend, ever?: Those whos name shall not be spoken
154. What do you wish?: To be rich

ABOUT YOUR FUTURE:
153. Do you want to get married? If so, when is the perfect age?To Rachel, Whenever
152. Do you hope to have Children? If so, How many? Nope
151. Will you have any pets? Hell yeah
150. What kind of home do you want? One with rooms .
149. What kind of occupation do you have? Whatever brings in the bacon
148. What class do you think you will be? As long as i aint homeless im good
147. What kind of car will you drive? Something shitty im sure
146. Will You be happy with your life? Heres hoping

YES OR NO / I BELIEVE IN:
145. Having concequences for your actions?: Who dosnt
144. Soulmates?: Yes
143. Horoscopes?: Yes
142. Love at first sight?: YES
141. Luck?: Not really
140. Fate?: YES
139. Yourself?: Not really
138. Aliens?: No
137. Heaven?: Yes
136. Hell?: Yes
135. Ghosts?: No

WHICH IS BETTER?
134. Pumps or Flats?: Neither
133. Casual or Dressy occasions?: Dressy
132. Giving or recieving?: Both
131. Curly or Straight hair?: Straight
130.Phone or Online?: Online
129. Hugs or Kisses?: Kisses
128. Drunk or High?: Drunk
127. Night or Day? Night
126. Red heads or Black hair?: Redheads
125. Blondes or Brunettes? Brunettes
124. Hot or cold? Cold
123. Summer or winter? Both
122. Oranges or Apples? Oranges.
121. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
120. Clinton or Bush? Clinton
119. Rockabilly or Indie Music? Neither
118. Sex or chocolate? Sex
117. Money or love? LOVE

WHAT I THINK ABOUT:
116. Abortion?: W/es
115. Backstabbers?: Fuck em
114. Parents?: Meh

LAST TIME I:
113. Went out of town?: Medicine hate i think?
112. Had food?: Hour ago
111. Seen someone I haven't seen in a while?: Nope
110. Cried in front of someone?: Iono
109. Had the urge to punch someone?: Yesterday
108. Applied for a job?: Last week
107. Saw someone you loved?: Earlier today
106. Had a crush on a friend?: I dont have crushes
105. Had Birthday Cake?: My sisters b-day
104. Read a Novel?: Last night
103. Watched a movie in Theatres?: Too long
102. Spoke outloud?: an hour or so?

MISCELLANEOUS:
101. Who is the most ditsy person you know: My sister
100. Who makes you laugh the most: Me
99. The last movie I watched: Public Enemies
98. What I don't understand is: Myself
97. The most unsatisfactory answer I've ever received is: I dont love you?
96. Who do you miss? Rachel
95. Are you happy?: occasionally
94.The person who knows the most about me is: Me
93. I have gotten a speeding ticket: No.
92. My zodiac sign is: Aries
91. The color of the comforter on your bed: White
90. Do you like SciFi?: Yes
89. Who is your favorite Spice Girl?: None
88. Who is your Favorite Backstreet Boy?: None
87. Pick your Favorite movie Soundtrack?: Grease
86. What else are you doing at this very moment in time?: Not a lot
85. Have you cleaned in the last 48 hours?: Yes
84. Do you wear lots of Dresses/skirts?: Never
83.What year was your favorite movie released? 1999
82. Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My laptop
81. The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Happiness
80. The thing that I'm not looking forward to is: Waking up
78. Next Summer: Hot
77. Next Week: Sweet
76. People call me: Scott, Scotty C, Crossan, Scottish
75. Do you have any regrets? Never
74. What are you afraid of? Myself
73. Write some lyrics to the song you are currently listening to: None
72. Do you collect anything?: No
71. What is the last Video Game you played?: WoW
70. Are you currently in love?: Yesm
69. Plaid or Polkadots?: Plaid
68. How many pairs of shoes do you own?: 2
67. What do you order at Starbucks? Nothing
66. Do you Download your music & Movies? sometimes
65. Are any friends online Right now? No
64. Do you have any toys that are more for the opposite sex? Nope
63. What color is the China in your house? White and green
62. Do you bathe daily? Shower
61. What Era would you love to live in? 1940's
60. What fascinates you? Life
59. Do you have any Hobbies? No
58. Are You Ticklish? No
57. Florida or Hawaii: Hawaii
56. Favorite Last words?: Bye?
55. The first person I talked to today was: Rachel
54. First time you had a crush: Too long ago
53. The one person I can't hide things from: Me
52. Last time someone said something that you were thinking?: Rachel
51. Right now I am talking to: Rachel
50. What is your dream job?: Whatever gives me lots of money
49. First job?: Blockbuster video
48. I have/will get a job at: Someplace
47. I have this pet: Fia
46. I hope: Too much
45. The worst sound in the world: Someone you love crying
44. The person(s) that makes me cry the most is: ...
43. My favorite sport is: Soccer
42. My favorite piece of clothing is: Tops
41. My Friend are: FGTS
40. Last person I got mad at: Shanita
39. My computer is: My bitch
38. The school I go to is: My own
37. The all-time best thing in the world is: Love
36.The all-time best movie is: Lots
35. I lose all respect for people who: Hurt others
34. Favorite web site: Facebook
33. Pick a fictional School to attend? Scott Crossan High School
32. What is your favorite show, based in space? Real Vamps
31. Which Celebrities body do you envy the most? None?
30. Do you love youself? Rarely
29. Do you have any expensive collectables? No
28. If you HAD to have sex with one friend right now to keep our species alive, it would be : Rachel
27. How many of your close friends, are still Virgins? None
26. Are You still a Virgin? Sometimes
25. What is your favorite color? White
24. What is your favorite number? 11
23. Do you like learning about history? Im a nerd
22. Which friend do you think you could actually live with? Rachel
21. The worst pain I was ever in was/is?: Broken many bones
20. Favorite Celebrity? Me
19. TLC or A&E? A&E!
18. Do you watch soap operas? Never
17. How do you spend your days? Nothing.
16. Do you like to fall asleep cuddling? Hell motherfucking yes
15. Who do you wish you could be with right now? Rachel
14. What is your hair like, right now?: Short
13. My weakness is: Love
12.What I like about the opposite sex: Everything
11. Who broke your heart: A lot of people
10. One thing that makes you feel great is: Love
9. Right now I am: Smoking
8. Jeans or Sweats? Jeans
7. How many times a week do you see your closest friends? I see rachel when i can
6. Do you think anyone could like you right now? Not possible
5. Do you think Voodoo magic is real? No
4. Favorite word: Lots
3. What is your favorite color to wear? White
2. What will you do once you are done these questions? Nothing
1. You filled out 200 questions because: Boredom

R.I.P
Richard Andrew Mckain
Just know hes lookin down on us and smilin
gonna miss you bro
save me a spot up there

i fucking hate the world today

Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more than 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.

The 'cupped hands approach', developed by the Marquess of Queensberry as a remedy for the pain of head injuries sustained while boxing, has come to be the dominant huffing technique in Europe and the Americas. Other techniques are generally avoided by all but expert huffers and even experts tend to avoid techniques involving rolled up dollar bills, as the kittens tend to clog, although two other techniques exist.

The Cupped Hands Approach

1. Obtain a fresh, live kitten.
2. Cup hands around the kitten's head, leaving a small opening to put your mouth around.
3. Inhale strongly through the opening until the soul has been completely sucked from the kitten.
4. Don't be a dick: recycle. Used kittens may be turned in to a local Kitten Recycling Center or PETA office.

Would you??
Y = Yes
N = No
M = Maybe

Would You?
[_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[_] Slap Me?
[_] Kiss Me?
[_] Let Me Kiss You?
[_] Watch A Movie With Me?
[_] Let Me Take You Out To Dinner?
[_] Take A Shower With Me?
[_] Let Me Take You Home For The Night?
[_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[_] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[_] Let Me Make You Breakfast?
[_] Tickle Me?
[_] Let Me Tickle You?
[_] Instant Message Me?
[_] Greet Me In Public?
[_] Hang Out With Me?
[_] Bring Me Around Your Friends?

Do You...
[_] Think I'm Cute?
[_] Want To Kiss Me?
[_] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[_] Want To Hook Up With Me?

Am I...
[_] Smart?
[_] Cute?
[_] Funny?
[_] Cool?
[_] Loveable?
[_] Adorable?
[_] Great To Be With?
[_] Attractive?
[_] Mean?

Have You Ever...
[_] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[_] Found Yourself Wanting A Kiss From Me?
[_] Wished I Were There?
[_] Had A Crush On Me?
[_] Wanted My Number?
[_] Had A Dream About Me?
[_] Been Distracted By Me?

Are You...
[_] Happy You Know Me?
[_] Thinking About Me?
[_] Going To Repost This

Welcome to the abandoned land
Come on in, child; take my hand
Here there's no work or play
Only one bill to pay
There's just five words to say
As you go down, down, down

You're gonna burn in hell
Oh, burn in hell

You can't believe all the things i've done wrong in my life
Without even trying i've lived on the edge of a knife
Well, i've played with fire, but i don't want to get myself burned
To thine own self be true, so i think that it's time for a turn
Before i burn in hell
Oh, burn in hell
Take a good look in your heart; tell me what do you see?
It's black and it's dark, now is that how you want it to be?
It's up to you; what you do will decide your own fate
Make your choice now for tomorrow may be far too late

Hear no evil, don't you
See no evil, don't you
Lay no evil down on me
You're gonna burn in hell
Speak no evil, don't you
Think no evil, don't you
Play with evil, 'cause i'm free

In my mind I'ma fighter, my heart's a lighter
My soul is the fluid, my flow sparks it right up
Arsenic writer, author with arthritis
Carpel tunnel, Marshall will start shit-itis
Hard headed and hot headed, bull headed and pig headed,
Dick headed, a prick, a big headache I'm sick
Quick witted, for every lyric spitted there are 6 critics
Who wait for me to slip with it, so quick
This dynamite stick buried the wick, it's gonna explode any minute
Some lunatic lit it and it's not Nelly
Do not tell me to stop yelling, when I stop selling I quit
So stop dwelling an I am not felling
You fuckers are not ready, cause I got jelly, like (Beyonce's) pot belly
This is Destiny, yes money I'm of running
So get off of me, I'm not slowing or softening


No apologies, nah suckers I'm not sorry
You can all sue me, y'all could be the cause of me
No apologies, y'all feelin' the force of me
No remorse for me, like there was no recourse for me
No apologies, not even acknowledging you at all
'till I get a call that god's coming
No apologies, laugh fuckers it's all funny
I can spit in ya face while your standin' across from me, no apologies



My head hit's the pillow, a weeping willow, I can't sleep, a pain so deep it bellows
But these cellos help just to keep me mellow, hand's on my head, touched knees to elbow
I'm hunched over, emotion just flows over, these cold shoulders are both frozen, you don't know me
I keep saying it, I can't stress it enough, so keep playing it and stand next to the subs
I choke mic's like asphyxiation when I'm stranglin' my own throat masturbatin'
Fuck yeah i'ma basket case and I mastered this rap shit, 'till my ass gets wasted, 'till my
assassination,
'till I'm slain 'cause of some fag's infatuation
44 mags a fascination, a taste for disaster and if that's the case then..


This song isn't for you, it's for me, a true MC
It's what it do just to see if he still has it
And if his skills mastered,
He's able to spill raps long after his killed, that's a real MC
Got you feelin' me, whether willing or unwillingly
You still agree, as long as there's still this hunger and will in me
Then expect a longer life expectancy
I'd be a savage beast if I ain't have this outlet to salvage me inside
I'd be exploding soaked in self loathing an mourning
So I'm warning you, don't coax me
It's silly, I'm really a sheep in wolf's clothing
Who only reacts when he gets pushed, don't be fooled
The press blows up this whole thing, it's stupid
They don't know cause they don't see that I'm wounded
All they did was ballooned it
I'm sick of talkin' 'bout these tattoos cartoon did
That's why I tuned it out, I'm sick of dukin'
An they can suck my dick while I'm pukin', an you too, you can


Expect no sympathy from me I'm an mc
This is how I'm supposed to be
Cold as a G, my hearts frozen it dont even beat
So expect no apologies

How sex starts

...a smile leads to a laugh


...a laugh leads to a high 5


...a high 5 leads to a hug


...a hug leads to a kiss


...a kiss leads 2 makeout


...a makeout leads 2 finger


...a finger leads to a hand


...a hand leads to a lick


...a lick leads to a suck


...a suck leads 2 a fuck.


...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.


...u add the bed


..subtract the clothes


...divide the legs


...leave your solution


...and pray you dont multiply

Learn to Love it

I'm over it
You see I'm falling in the vast abyss
Clouded by memories of the past
At last, I see

I hear it fading
I can't speak it
Or else you will dig my grave
We fear them finding
Always whining
Take my hand now
Be alive

You see I cannot be forsaken
Because I'm not the only one
We walk amongst you
Feeding, raping
Must we hide from everyone

I'm over it
Why can't we be together
Embrace it
Sleeping so long
Taking off the mask
At last, I see

My fear is fading
I can't speak it
Or else you will dig my grave
We fear them finding
Always whining
Take my hand now
Be alive

You see I cannot be forsaken
Because I'm not the only one
We walk amongst you
Feeding, raping
Must we hide from everyone

You see I cannot be forsaken
Because I'm not the only one
We walk amongst you
Feeding, raping
Must we hide from everyone

Everyone
Everyone
Everyone