If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob
If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut
If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn
If you're quiet, he says you're stupid
If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy.
If he calls you, he says you should be grateful
If you don't love him, he'll try to win you
If you love him, he'll leave you.
If you don't fcuk him, he'll say you don't love him,
If you do, he'll say you're easy.
If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating,
If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him.
If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy,
If he lectures you, it's because he 'cares for you'.
If you break a promise, you can't be trusted,
If he breaks it, he had to
If you cheat, u expect it to be over
If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance
Either way.... you just never win