Originally posted by: chalms04
<twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
That shut her up.
Let's start off with your name:
Brendan
Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?
there was an umbilical cord there, but its gone now
Ever liked someone that you didn't think you stood a chance with?
yup
How's your hair styled right now?
sexified
What's one thing you'll never be seen without?
skin
Do you drop your phone a lot?
i drop it like its hot...even tho it tends to stay at a rather mild temperature
The last person you kissed breaks your heart, what do you do?
fucking rampage, abort some babies, kick women down stairs and line up men and children against a wall to shoot them
Is tomorrow gonna be a good day?
thats the plan
The one person who has hurt you the most says they love you, you say?
...
Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
well libbys is in my pocket so i guess that counts
What is the last thing someone bought you?
my mom bought me a shirt
Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?
i dont think so, i normally bring my own car
Do you ever get "good morning" texts from anyone?
nope
Have you ever kissed someone under fireworks?
yes
Do you want kids?
i do but lets hope some broad doesnt read this
Do you have any nicknames?
me? no
Will you be in a relationship next month?
i cant see why not
Were you mad when you woke up today?
I was pissed, damn quakers bringin me down
When you see someone cry, what is your reaction?
make them cry harder
Do you think there are circumstances when it's okay to wait for someone?
no, the weak get left behind!
When you meet someone you like, do you fall in love fast?
i already fell, this pit is fucking bottomless
Do you have any pets?
that sir, is none of your buisness
Is there anyone in the room with you?
nope
What's one thing that's been bothering you lately?
quackers
What do most people in your life call you?
briana..or brendan depends on my mood
Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
i'm saving that for marrage
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
i am in public
Is there something you should be doing right now?
working
Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
with sombody in my arms
Who did you sleep with last night?
there was a moquito in my room, that counts right? i mean thats you know..... love
What were you doing at 10:30pm last night?
walking on an adventure for food FUCK YEAH
What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you hugged?
pretend im from sparta and throw it off a cliff
Do you know anyone named Joshua?
deseries kid
Is your hair curly or straight?
its naturally strait, but i curl it into this neat whiteman fro
who was the last person you went out to eat with?
me myself and i
Do you wear glasses?
nope
Are you currently jealous?
i saw a duck sittin on the pond on my way to work thismorning, i was jealous of him
What were you doing at 10 pm Friday night?
ummm i dont remeber i think i was drinkin
What are you doing tomorrow?
woorrkin then goin to the bar with quinn
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes
Have you ever broken someones heart?
Yes
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
my necks sore
When and What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
havent been for a while, should go soon tho
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
hopeso
Have you ever in any way, been betrayed by someone you trust?
Yes
How late did you stay up last night and why?
till 2, playing AoE3
Are you picky about who you give your number to?
well i wont give it to someone i dont know...
What kind of guys are you usually attracted to?
the kind that look like me
Who have you texted the most in the last 24 hours?
nobody
Last time you walked further than a block?
today
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
yesterday
What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
coffee
What is wrong with you right now?
my neck hurts
Do you believe what goes around comes around?
well..if its going around..i supose it has to come back... or else the words deffinition is seriously fucked up
What are you doing tonight?
sleeping
Who slept in a bed with you last?
rocklibbster
Do you like someone?
who me? naw, i dun like peepull
Who was the last person to look at you like you were crazy?
well who was the last person to look at me
When was the last time you cried?
honnestly, not for a few years now
How long does it take for you to get ready
few minutes.
Has someone disappointed you recently?
yussir
How many hours did you sleep last night?
i dunnnno
Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
no..obviously i want everyone out of my life
Where did you get your last bruise from?
some broad
Do you have unlimited texting?
yes, but i dont text
What's on your bedroom floor right now?
A lot of shit
Is there something you wish you could tell someone but you can't?
Mhmm
Do you feel uncomfortable around the opposite sex? If so, why?
certain members, but thats just because their scary
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
meybe
When was your last cigarette?
while back
Is anyone ignoring you right now?
if they are, they're doing a damn good job of it
Have you ever kissed someone named Paul or Luke?
shit you caught me
Do you have a best friend?
yeah
Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
Present
Do you look like your mom or your dad?
paps
How long does it take you in the shower?
10-15 depends on how much i feel like cleaning
What movie do you want to see right now?
clerks
Do you own a camera phone?
Mhm
How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Really depends
What do you wear to sleep?
boxers or injin
Are you easy to get along with?
depends on how much of a dick i wana be
Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
well, i've never seen her kiss anyone else, but if we move back to the chick before last, then no it was funny, because i knew what would happen after that
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
yes, i hate libby... you caught me blog questionnaire damn your good
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
i dont think i new him
Who was your last call from?
credit card people
What are you listening too?
mannford mann blinded by the light bitchesssssssss
Last place you went besides your house?
work
Kissed anyone with the name starting with a C, T, H, S, J or M?
C, J, S T
Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you?
like clockwork
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
i've never passed out
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Just before
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
Yes, best way to do it
Have you ever had stitches?
soooooo maany
When will your next kiss take place?
wen i see the woman next
What is the last thing a boy gave you?
his heart, RIGHT AFTER I CUT IT OUT!
MUAHAHAHHAHAa
naw only joshin, ummm a tolk? haha ryans a boy
Where is your phone right now?
pocket
Do you like to cuddle?
Who doesn't?
How's life going for you?
Pretty alright
What if you had a baby with the last person you texted?
then i would be in alot of trouble with libby and matt... and me and angie would be wondering how we had a baby together....
Will tomorrow be better than today?
i'll be drikning so yes
Has anyone ever told you were beautiful?
my mom tells me that every morning
Did you have a good day yesterday?
yesh
Have you ever taken anyone or anything for granted?
who me? couldnt me, then who!
Who was the last person you took a nap with?
this tiger naps solo
Any plans for this weekend?
drankins
Do you get stressed out easily?
nope
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
i live by my own rules, even if that means breaking them every step along the way
What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
who the fuck is banging pots and pans around
What does your hair look like?
sexified
Name something great that happened Friday?
I graced peoples presence
When was the last time you saw your father?
yesterday
Do you get along with girls?
Depends who these girls are
When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Probably yesterday
What did you do last night?
Slept
Are you tan?
if by tan, you mean pink/orange and white, then yes, i'm tan as fuck
Do you straighten your hair often?
no i curle it cant you read
Do you trust people easily?
depends on the character
Do you hate when people call you girl or boy instead of your name?
i dont think anyones done that to me, since like...swimclub, when my name was too long for the list so it always appeared Johnston, Brenda....i had to explain that i was a guy and shouldt be moved into the womens category..
Do you know anyone who talks with an accent?
dom
1. What was the main subject of your last telephone conversation?
where you at
where's numba 2?
3. When was your last long conversation in general?
makin fun of a movie with quinnathy
4. If the last person you kissed tried to kiss you again, would you start kissing them back?
i guess i did if they're the last person i kissed..
5. If your best friend of the opposite sex tried to kiss you, would you start kissing them back?
mah best friends libby
6. Have you ever kissed someone who has previously kissed someone you hated?
uhhh? i hope not
7. What do you like most about the song you are listening to/last listened to?
its some weird classical musc from the bbc
8. Explain in detail exactly what you were doing four hours ago.
playing with dogs
9. Explain what you will be doing in three hours.
still watching planet earth
10. How old is everyone that you last hung out with?
21, 19
11. When is the last time you did something illegal?
i smoked a joint earlier
i'm baaaad ass
12. When is the last time you yawned?
wednesday night at 8:32 pm
13. Was your last sexual encounter enjoyable? Rate it.
7/10 (candam
14. What is the largest age difference between you and someone you have hooked up with?
1 year, she took my innocence
15. How much money did you spend today?
like 4 billion dollars
16. What did you spend that money on?
lyek everythang
17. Where did you go today?
well i started off upstairs, then ended up downstairs
18. What is the first line in the song you are currently listening to/last listened to?
the planet earth tune
19. What exactly did you drink the last time you were intoxicated?
bur
20. How much sleep are you anticipating on getting tonight?
as much as nessisary
21. When is the last time you gave someone a dirty look?i
i duno, but i hear ryan gives his neighbors dirty looks all the time
22. Are you a rude person?
no way dude, thats quinn
23. Would you ever think about painting your ceiling your favorite color?
why would i think about that? what good would that do?
24. Do you think the next person you kiss will be a better kisser than the last person you kissed?
i dont want to kiss who ever that person is
25. On a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive do you honestly find yourself on most days?
i'm an 11
26. Is your all-time favorite television show still on air?
south park
27. Are you planning any upcoming vacations.
noper
28. Are you an easy lay?
oh goodness
29. When is the last time you spent time with the one you have feelings for?
last night
30. Is the last person whose voice you heard sexy?
i can only hear my own voice, and its turning me on
stop being such an immature douche to everyone
you have an over inflated view of yourself and its really fucking getting to me
ether join us...in reality or it could get violent
and i'll tell you right now...you wont win.
Will you be dating in six months?
i think i'll be dating in 6 years
Who is the last person to send you a message on MySpace?
I dont use myspace
Are you jealous of anyone rightnow?
noperz
What's the connectionbetween you and the last person to text you?
411 giving me directions
Hold handswith anyone last night?
yyyyyyup
What will you be doingtomorrow?
going to langely for tutorials then to surrey for class
Why did you last cry?
laughing too hard
When will your next kiss take place?
wednesday?
Do you thinkyou'repregnant?
twins bitch
You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
forhead
You have to get a tattoo, whereand what do you get?
eagle on my back/side
When was the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
last night
Is anything wrong?
im sleepy
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
dean i think
What coloris your hair?
blonde
Do you wear glasses?
i wish
Couldyou cry rightnow?
no
Have you ever kissed someone and neversaw them again?
i dnt think so
Are you someone who worries too often?
no
Can you fill this out without lying?
yes
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
I have no idea
Was yesterday better than today?
yes
What plansdo you have for the day?
iti'll be wrighting for a few hours for tomorrow 's
What's the very firstthingyou do when you wake up?
fapfapfap
When's the last time you had a headache?
dunno
Do you ever thinkaboutstuffand start crying?
no
Do you ever think"What If" aboutanything?
like what if i was a space fireman or somthing? yeah sure/
Do you judgepeople you don't know?
anyone and everyone
Are you happywith the way things are going?
yea
In the past week,have you cried?
nope
Who is your favorite person to talk to when your down?
libbarachi
Have you ever been awakefor 2 days straight?
no i lovvve sleep
Wheredid you go in a car last?
get to work
Are you open aboutyour feelings,or closed off?
discustingly open
Who was the last person you were in a car with besides family?
libbb and it
Wouldyou go out in public looking like you do now?
i am in public
Would you ever get back with your ex?
fuck no, she looks like meg
Have you ever felt replaced?
yes
Should you be doingsomething else rightnow?
writing
How were you feeling last night?
druk
Are you different from how you were a year ago?
i dont smoke as much pot and i work harder
TOTAL HONESTY QUIZ
No lying allowed.
1) Is there someone you wanna date?
i guess, i dont call what me and libby are dating tho, dating is what you do when you still want to impress them and shit, now i just try and make it so i dont annoy her to the point of insanity
2) Why did you stop liking the last person you liked?
SHE WAS CRAZY
3) Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?
first chick i dated broke my heart, second chick didnt have one, third chick is holdin it
4) What are you listening to?
peggy-o old crow medicine show
5) Name a quote from the thing you are listening to?
its my blue eyed pegy-o my pretty little blue eyed peggy-o
6) What are you doing right now?
this and listenin to old crow medicine show and at work
7) What does your last text say?
i dunno
8) Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
no
9) Last missed call?
libby calling from work... sorry libb
10) Last person you talked on the phone with?
i dont remebber
12) What was the first thing you did when you woke up today?
jerk it
13) Is there a meaning behind your profile?
is there ever!
14) Do you have a best friend?
yes
15) Do you like vitamin water?
fuck that
16) Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
no, but im friends with some one i hate, his names ryan
17) What do you think of people who have sex before marriage?
goin strait to hell, i wonder if they have mass orgies in hell then
i bet thoes would be hot
get it?
18) Do you get along with your parents?
depends on the topic at hand
19) Are you more independent or dependent?
on what? im pretty dependant on shit like; eats drank sleep sex
i dont feel like dyin just yet so yeah im dependent
20) Do you believe that what comes around goes around?
not anymore, i threw a boomarang once, and it didnt come back, so no i dont beliee that
21) What is your favorite fruit?
apples
22) Who was the last person you were mad at?
my brother
23) What are your plans for tonight?
clean my room, get baked
get ready for tomorra
24) What is the most important thing in life?
pizza
26) Does anyone love you?
i dont want to speak for her because i dont wanna be wrong, but i hope so
28) Is your best friend pretty?
are you asking me if i think quinns pretty? hes the pretttiest princess at the ball
29) Ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
of a pool, yes, that metaphore for having nothing left to live no, the only way one can truely experiance that is by being inches from death
30) What's your favorite quote?
some of the worst mistakes of my life havve been haircuts - jim morrison
31) Whats the one thing that's getting you through the week?
mawfuckin friday
32) Do you miss anyone?
yeah, they know who they are
33) Do you give out second chances too easily?
yes
34) What did you do yesterday?
worked, hw, chilled with matt on a cliff for a few hours
35) Where is one place you want to visit?
the indonesian ocean
36) What's your favorite thing to have for breakfast?
EGGAMUFFIN lolpooshawn
37) Ever felt that no one relates to you?
no, thats why i gots libby
38) Why have you broke your last promise?
see you wednesday
40) When was the last time you saw your grandparents?
few weeks/months ago?
42) Are you against abortion or animal cruelty?
are you against ice cream and car tires
43) What is your favorite childhood memory?
swimming daily
44) What do you think of long-term relationships?
preecool preeneat
45) Do you believe God always saves you from bad situations?
if by god you mean me, then YES I AM GOD
46) Whats the worst curse word or saying that you know of?
mildew
47) What song relates to your last/current relationship?
current : Lithium
last: negative creep
48) Describe your dream boy/girl.
joey adams circa 1994
49) What will your future be like?
swell just swell
50) Do you wish on 11:11?
why would i do that?
HE'S REALLY ERALLY COMING!
TO MYYYY TOWN
oh sweet jesus thank you
should watch danny deckchair best movie ever
