I'm never on this site anymore...
I am Pyros. You may know me from such fame as "nothing important" and "nothing special". I'm just that fantastic.
Lately there have been a couple rumours about me floating around and I'd like to address them.
1) Are you straight? Why, amazingly, I have randomly turned heterosexual since the Universe last checked in with me. Apparently when the moons of Jupiter align with Pluto it makes one special little queer into a raging breeder.
2) Are you dating someone? Fantastic, not only am I single, but everyone thinks I'm dating some mysterious and elusive figure so they're avoiding me, thinking not to tempt me from cheating. Gentlemen, I am single. Please stop believe the people who tell you otherwise. If I was dating someone I would mention it.
3) Are you a demon? Actually, this one has some validity to it. You see, I just discovered these large, black wings sprouting out of my back and have been trying to find a way to cover them up. They do match fabulously with my bloodied horns and red eyes.
4) Did you kill Kenny? Yes. I won't deny it.
5) Are you famous now? Yeah, sure. Apparently going to film school makes you famous right away, or that's what they have you believe. As it stands I am currently avoiding film like the plague and will probably not bother to inform anyone if this changes.
6) Do you blog somewhere else? Catalogues of my life can be found at http://www.fuckoffyoucreepystalker.com
7) Have you started cussing? Fuck no. I don't talk shit.
8) Do you hate me? YES! Not even kidding!
9) Are you a rentboy? How much are you offering? Your first born child would be good.
10) Have you vanished off the internet? I'm trying, god am I trying. I'm getting a little tired of having to listen to whiny people who base their socials lives on MSN. If you are one of these people you should probably die. You'll live in your mother's basement forever anyways.
11) Are you being sarcastic? Three guesses.



