Party Like A Rockstar Drink Like A Barstar
Laura Anne Whitney
4 piercings, 2 tatoo's
Grad 2006
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT
6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US
9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.
11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR
(er, or, the mop?)
15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."
16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.
19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT
THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT
FRIENDS
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BASICS
| Height: | 164 cm - 168 cm (5'5" - 5'6") |
| Birthday: | April 19, 1988 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single and not looking |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Sherwood Park, Strathcona County, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada |
| Join Date: | 02:00pm | Sep 28, '04 |
| Last Active: | 01:55am | Jan 07, '08 |
INTERESTS
| Activities: | Clubbing, Drinking, Partying, Shopping |
ABOUT ME
LIKES
My friends
Going to the bar
Drinking
Chartruse
Going to Calagry and getting stuck in the revolving doors
Dancing
Motorcycles
Peircings/ Tattoos
Sexy Ladies, Gorgeous Men,
Crazy Parties, A Perfect Ten,
Pipes And Kegs,
Booze And Juice,
Gridin Together, Gettin Loose,
One Night Stands, Just For Kicks,
Ladies And Gentlemen, Its Grad '06
Going to the bar
Drinking
Chartruse
Going to Calagry and getting stuck in the revolving doors
Dancing
Motorcycles
Peircings/ Tattoos
Sexy Ladies, Gorgeous Men,
Crazy Parties, A Perfect Ten,
Pipes And Kegs,
Booze And Juice,
Gridin Together, Gettin Loose,
One Night Stands, Just For Kicks,
Ladies And Gentlemen, Its Grad '06